age/women - Page 9

Mr Lefty · 01-07-2009, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Nice try, need I quote you?

oh please cause you mods don't ever edit posts...

and really hard to chage quotes too...

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Originally Posted by The Chi

I am a midget

the chi · 01-07-2009, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ebbs15

I like midgets, porn star midgets, that double as strippers

Your such an ass. But thats why I like you huh?

In any case, new note for woman search, remember Ebbs likes midgets...perferably porn star/stripper ones with heavy makeup...

Dave · 01-07-2009, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

What, you mean Ebbs didnt send it your way already? After all that scavenging in my underwear drawer?

no dear, i havent recieved anything from your underwear drawer.

i do still owe you that drink though so i wont rule anything out

Mr Lefty · 01-07-2009, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Your such an ass. But thats why I like you huh?

In any case, new note for woman search, remember Ebbs likes midgets...perferably porn star/stripper ones with heavy makeup...

That I do... especially ones that look like Tom Cruise

Quick281 · 01-07-2009, 01:21 AM

Interesting thread. I have to say that in many ways I concur with the thoughts on both sides of the table.

I fall under the category of dated high school sweetheart into college years and then as things got blurry she decided to go off and try other things which I figured was fair since I was her only boyfriend to date. Then she started sleeping with all of my friends and random guys, so I just stopped talking to her and all of those "friends".

2 years later I am a much happier and independent person with few friends but very good ones. Haven't dated anyone else and in fact I don't even seem to want to go out and meet people. That is what bothers me the most. Doesn't help that I am shy as shit too.

Quick281 · 01-07-2009, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Your such an ass. But thats why I like you huh?

In any case, new note for woman search, remember Ebbs likes midgets...perferably porn star/stripper ones with heavy makeup...

First trip I ever took to a strip club, I got to see midget sisters, Pixxy and trixxy. They were touring the east coast if I remember correctly. Angry looking little things too.

Mr Lefty · 01-07-2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

What, you mean Ebbs didnt send it your way already? After all that scavenging in my underwear drawer?

nope... those were for me to wear

Homeslice · 01-07-2009, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

im turning 27 at the end of the month. im so excited to know its not getting any better

Bitch please. Someone your age can hit anything. High school girls, college girls, right on up to MILF's who just want some young stud to bang. It isn't until you pass 35 that your options start decreasing.

Dave · 01-07-2009, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Bitch please. Someone your age can hit anything. High school girls, college girls, right on up to MILF's who just want some young stud to bang. It isn't until you pass 35 that your options start decreasing.

lmao i was trying to help him feel better.

Papa_Complex · 01-07-2009, 07:33 AM

Geez people, get over the ticking clock. I'm 45 and never married. Got close 20 years ago but fortunately she realized that she was insane, before I did, and walked out on me. Every now and then I run into some girl who was a hottie back in high school or college, who tells me that she had "the biggest crush" on me but for some reason wouldn't give me the time of day back then, and I realize how goddamn lucky I was she didn't.

Too many people these days jump on the "starter marriage" and then split, screwing themselves up for the rest of their lives, both emotionally and financially. Give it a little time, find the right person, and WORK ON IT. Don't walk away when you hit the first snag and don't find out the hard way that the other person snores like a chainsaw, and eats with their toes if you can't take that.

At this point all that I'm seeing available around me are women with tats and pierced navels, who say that they are looking for a cross between Brad Pitt and John the Baptist, but who seem to constantly end up with a cross between Ben Affleck and Attila the Hun with commitment issues. The single guys I know are all looking for a stripper who went to Le Cordon Bleu, and likes to cook all day while wearing nothing but ankle socks. You can only live in a beer commercial, in a beer commercial.

Forget TV and live in the world we have.

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Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	Interesting thread. I have to say that in many ways I concur with the thoughts on both sides of the table. I fall under the category of dated high school sweetheart into college years and then as things got blurry she decided to go off and try other things which I figured was fair since I was her only boyfriend to date. Then she started sleeping with all of my friends and random guys, so I just stopped talking to her and all of those "friends". 2 years later I am a much happier and independent person with few friends but very good ones. Haven't dated anyone else and in fact I don't even seem to want to go out and meet people. That is what bothers me the most. Doesn't help that I am shy as shit too. __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.

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Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Geez people, get over the ticking clock. I'm 45 and never married. Got close 20 years ago but fortunately she realized that she was insane, before I did, and walked out on me. Every now and then I run into some girl who was a hottie back in high school or college, who tells me that she had "the biggest crush" on me but for some reason wouldn't give me the time of day back then, and I realize how goddamn lucky I was she didn't. Too many people these days jump on the "starter marriage" and then split, screwing themselves up for the rest of their lives, both emotionally and financially. Give it a little time, find the right person, and WORK ON IT. Don't walk away when you hit the first snag and don't find out the hard way that the other person snores like a chainsaw, and eats with their toes if you can't take that. At this point all that I'm seeing available around me are women with tats and pierced navels, who say that they are looking for a cross between Brad Pitt and John the Baptist, but who seem to constantly end up with a cross between Ben Affleck and Attila the Hun with commitment issues. The single guys I know are all looking for a stripper who went to Le Cordon Bleu, and likes to cook all day while wearing nothing but ankle socks. You can only live in a beer commercial, in a beer commercial. Forget TV and live in the world we have.