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Old 05-15-2009, 11:09 AM   #71
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Tig, how long have you had ovaries?

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Old 05-15-2009, 11:16 AM   #72
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Is that a beard on his back???
Yes. I think he stuck her on with that epoxy syringe next to the Mountain Dew bottle.

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Old 05-15-2009, 11:31 AM   #73
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epoxy syringe next to the Mountain Dew bottle.

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I was kinda wondering about that but didn't say anything
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:32 AM   #74
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C'mon kids, less fighting, more reminicsing(sp) about the good parts!!

Tig it was awesome to meet ya in person, def not what I expected oh "muffin".

T babe, just ignore them...ask Sixxxer about being a "soulless" ginger...love ya scott, really babe...

So can someone explain to me why BOTH Derf and Rogue were deep throating bottles? A female I can understand, as a showing of prowess, but DERF??!!
At least you remebered my name this time
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:41 AM   #75
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Yes. I think he stuck her on with that epoxy syringe next to the Mountain Dew bottle.

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I also had a tube of jb weld. Saved the day for riceaholic after a tab snapped on the alternator bracket in his truck.

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Old 05-15-2009, 11:43 AM   #76
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Mustache added for maximum gayness.

Tig has me on ignore (which is also gay) so PLEASE don't quote this...

Thank you.



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Old 05-15-2009, 11:45 AM   #77
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So can someone explain to me why BOTH Derf and Rogue were deep throating bottles? A female I can understand, as a showing of prowess, but DERF??!!
I was pretty drunk, I don't remember how exactly it happened.
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Old 05-15-2009, 12:01 PM   #78
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Yes. I think he stuck her on with that epoxy syringe next to the Mountain Dew bottle.

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better that, than a jar of anal lube.
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Tig has me on ignore so PLEASE don't quote this...

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that's like saying "Don't Press The Red Button" dude
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that's like saying "Don't Press The Red Button" dude
Really? I hadn't considered that....

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