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Amorok · 02-13-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AquaPython

why does everyone like that so much?

Because it's awesome. Why are you asking this question?

Better than that one is where holiday is threatened with death and says "You're a daisy if you do."

smileyman · 02-13-2009, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaPython

why does everyone like that so much?

Cuz Kilmer played Doc so well. Badass.

"Your a Daisy if you do!"

"Why Kate, Your not wearing a bussell!"

"In Vino Veritas"

AquaPython · 02-13-2009, 10:45 AM

idk does nothing for me. JMO

Adeptus_Minor · 02-13-2009, 10:59 AM

Since I watched American Beauty the other day:

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.

Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.

Adeptus_Minor · 02-13-2009, 11:11 AM

And because I can't resist... some choice lines from Deadwood.
(and this is VERY NWS... put on your headphones and try not to piss yourself)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pKt2y1_MAA

smileyman · 02-13-2009, 11:24 AM

Oh shit thats great! "pickling his prick in the cunt rind of another"

What the hell kinda dialogue is that? I was laughing so hard by that point i almost couldn't catch my breath...

Yamerhaw · 02-13-2009, 01:14 PM

[QUOTE=smileyman;164905]Cuz Kilmer played Doc so well. Badass.

QUOTE]

exactly

AquaPython · 02-13-2009, 01:28 PM

im not saying it wasnt a good flick, and im not saying kilmer didnt do a great job in the role. what i am saying is why is that always brought up some awesome "quotable"?

nhgunnut · 02-13-2009, 04:08 PM

"After wrestling with reality for 35 year I am happy to say I finaly won"
Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P Down in Harvey

Flexin · 02-13-2009, 05:51 PM

Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

James

02-13-2009, 10:59 AM	#74
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	Since I watched American Beauty the other day: Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself. Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

02-13-2009, 11:11 AM	#75
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	And because I can't resist... some choice lines from Deadwood. (and this is VERY NWS... put on your headphones and try not to piss yourself) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pKt2y1_MAA __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

02-13-2009, 11:24 AM	#76
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Oh shit thats great! "pickling his prick in the cunt rind of another"What the hell kinda dialogue is that? I was laughing so hard by that point i almost couldn't catch my breath... __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

02-13-2009, 01:14 PM	#77
Yamerhaw Country Boy Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hicktown in NC Moto: 07 R1 Posts: 797	[QUOTE=smileyman;164905]Cuz Kilmer played Doc so well. Badass. QUOTE] exactly __________________ “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

02-13-2009, 04:08 PM	#79
nhgunnut gun totin redneck Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South West New Hampshire Moto: turbo busa 999 Duc Goldwing & Victory Posts: 1,130	"After wrestling with reality for 35 year I am happy to say I finaly won" Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P Down in Harvey __________________ Evolution requires a body count, Count or be Counted!

02-13-2009, 05:51 PM	#80
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"