Im grounded - Page 8

Flexin · 11-18-2009, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

My son's 12....I had to explain MJ when he died

My 5 year old son knows MJ.

James

Rangerscott · 11-18-2009, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Flexin

15 will get you 20.

James

Depends on where you're at. I was listening to a radio station (didnt hear it all) and the guy said that there was these two 14 year olds that had sex and the 14yr old guy has to be registered as a sex offender even though it was consensual.

Ineffable · 11-18-2009, 08:58 PM

I'm not knockin ya but straight edge? Thought that died a while ago...
Don't get me wrong I love straight edge chicks, when they got to college they were the most fun...

If there is anything I have learned in my life it's not to deny yourself anything for two reasons 1) Life is to short and 2) Once you do break down and do it anyways you go way overboard. Think of it like eating candy, if you are never allowed to the first thing you do when you can buy your own is eat a whole bag and get sick.
In this case the candy is women and getting sick is the clap.

Rangerscott · 11-18-2009, 09:02 PM

Somebody owes me something cause I was gonna post another pic but it took me to gay porn. Dammit!

VatorMan · 11-18-2009, 09:50 PM

GOD I wish I was young enough to be grounded, And dry hump budding 15 YO girls.

I'll stop there.

Particle Man · 11-18-2009, 10:11 PM

I never got grounded when I was a kid *shrug*

Kaneman · 11-18-2009, 10:12 PM

My little brother had a really hot girlfriend when he was 16 but became brainwashed by religion and decided he too would wait until marriage or whatnot. She was all over him but he just wouldn't mess around with her. Came home from church camp once and broke his entire CD collection that he had been building for years, decided he would only listen to Christian music. Just really extreme type stuff like that.

He died at 17, a virgin, having missed the chance to experience sex with a beautiful girl that loved him. Don't go out like that.

dReWpY · 11-18-2009, 10:53 PM

i got beat lol

and the car got sold.... i loved that car

Digifox · 11-18-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

Made a similar commitment at your age as well. Mainly due to the fact that there was more clap going around than at a Journey concert (old band during my time that was pretty cool) and most of the girls were so riddled with VD that their CRABS had gonorrhea.

Plus rubbers weren’t what they are today and ruptured easier than a teenage boy watching his first pr0n.

Looking back I wished I’d just dipped my junk in plastic cote and drilled for oil!

Im not really even sure why i did it anymore. but im sticking to it.

And Who DOESNT know who Journey is?
I have a file on MY computer of their stuff...along with the OLD GNR, The Cure, REM, Etc.

dReWpY · 11-18-2009, 10:57 PM

vagina, does a man good.....

just saying...

no one wants to die a virgin

11-18-2009, 10:11 PM	#76
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I never got grounded when I was a kid shrug __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

11-18-2009, 10:12 PM	#77
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	My little brother had a really hot girlfriend when he was 16 but became brainwashed by religion and decided he too would wait until marriage or whatnot. She was all over him but he just wouldn't mess around with her. Came home from church camp once and broke his entire CD collection that he had been building for years, decided he would only listen to Christian music. Just really extreme type stuff like that. He died at 17, a virgin, having missed the chance to experience sex with a beautiful girl that loved him. Don't go out like that. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

11-18-2009, 08:58 PM	#73
Ineffable Kneedragger Join Date: May 2008 Location: Boulder CO Moto: 2009 KTM RC8 Posts: 166	I'm not knockin ya but straight edge? Thought that died a while ago... Don't get me wrong I love straight edge chicks, when they got to college they were the most fun... If there is anything I have learned in my life it's not to deny yourself anything for two reasons 1) Life is to short and 2) Once you do break down and do it anyways you go way overboard. Think of it like eating candy, if you are never allowed to the first thing you do when you can buy your own is eat a whole bag and get sick. In this case the candy is women and getting sick is the clap.

11-18-2009, 09:02 PM	#74
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Somebody owes me something cause I was gonna post another pic but it took me to gay porn. Dammit!

11-18-2009, 09:50 PM	#75
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	GOD I wish I was young enough to be grounded, And dry hump budding 15 YO girls. I'll stop there.