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Old 11-14-2011, 06:49 PM   #71
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You're a parent?

Awe fuck...
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So, I'm totally a parent as per all intensive purposes. What pacifically are you getting at? I spose you think um, your like the only dude on this board that could get a chick pregnat.

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Old 11-14-2011, 09:35 PM   #72
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So, I'm totally a parent as per all intensive purposes. What pacifically are you getting at? I spose you think um, your like the only dude on this board that could get a chick pregnat.

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Old 11-14-2011, 10:46 PM   #73
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Fixed.
I think he will need to circle back offline and do a deepdive...
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:04 PM   #74
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So, I'm totally a parent as per all intensive purposes. What pacifically are you getting at? I spose you think um, your like the only dude on this board that could get a chick pregnat.

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Old 11-15-2011, 09:21 AM   #75
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"For all intensive purposes."

That one irks me more than most because they're clearly just regurgitating something they (mis)heard without giving it any thought.
What are you talking about?

I smoke pot for intensive purposes.

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"Yeah man, that shit was intense!"

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Old 11-16-2011, 09:51 AM   #76
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I have instituted a practice of reading the dictionary definition of a repeated word as a price to use the word. Like "meme"

My favorite word that is supposed to make you sound smarter is myself, as in "contact myself with any questions"
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Old 11-16-2011, 10:57 AM   #77
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My favorite word that is supposed to make you sound smarter is myself, as in "contact myself with any questions"
I had to correct that very thing on a memo recently: "myself, the chief of staff, and so and so will do blah blah..." Definitely doesn't pass the "if you use it by itself, does it make sense?" test: "myself will do..."
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:19 PM   #78
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:21 PM   #79
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:23 PM   #80
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I like granite counter tops.
Many people take Formica for granite.

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