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Old 10-05-2010, 03:32 PM   #71
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Old 10-05-2010, 04:44 PM   #72
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BRING IT...only I dont' live in TX...or maybe you're going to Zoomy's...
Gotta pick up my tour guide, even if it means coming halfway 'round the world to find the target
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Old 10-05-2010, 05:30 PM   #73
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I. Thought about the same shit
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Old 10-05-2010, 05:33 PM   #74
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Old 10-05-2010, 05:38 PM   #75
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Gotta pick up my tour guide, even if it means coming halfway 'round the world to find the target
i'll put coffee on - the first state's the longest...widest ... whatever
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Old 10-05-2010, 11:13 PM   #76
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Added to hit list for annoying the woman I am secretly in love with but have yet to profess my love to (Jason Must Die).


Boy, you would have to come with a bigger gun than your smallish frame can handle... and oh yeah, you just did confess that until-now-only-slightly-hidden love... shw said she loves you too but me more...
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Old 10-06-2010, 12:09 AM   #77
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Boy, you would have to come with a bigger gun than your smallish frame can handle... and oh yeah, you just did confess that until-now-only-slightly-hidden love... shw said she loves you too but me more...
He won't make it down there, I called dibs on the Jew. Well I guess my German bike called dibs on him.

To quote my bike from it quoting Green Team: "Run him over, I got a murder boner!"
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Old 10-06-2010, 01:27 AM   #78
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Boy, you would have to come with a bigger gun than your smallish frame can handle... and oh yeah, you just did confess that until-now-only-slightly-hidden love...btw, she said she loves you like she loves the clap...
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Old 10-06-2010, 01:29 AM   #79
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He won't make it down there, I called dibs on the Jew. Well I guess my German bike called dibs on him.

To quote my bike from it quoting Green Team: "Run him over, I got a murder boner!"
i dont think jews are considered a valid renewable fuel source
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Old 10-06-2010, 02:47 AM   #80
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Boy, you would have to come with a bigger gun than your smallish frame can handle... and oh yeah, you just did confess that until-now-only-slightly-hidden love... shw said she loves you too but me more...
Must resist urge to drive 1/2 way across country and stand outside your door with my .22
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