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Old 07-14-2010, 12:47 AM   #61
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what, you jizz on it before motorboating?
my "ocean" doesnt dry out
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:09 AM   #62
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:33 AM   #63
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:00 AM   #64
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:21 PM   #65
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poor wives...constantly having to say things like, "Don't worry honey, it's not the size of the wand but the magic in it that counts" or "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" or... I can't think of any more, help me out Rangerscott, I'm sure you hear this crap all the time.
If you can't hit the bottom of the can....bang the hell out of the sides!
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:25 PM   #66
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I thought it was the 'well'...
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:26 PM   #67
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I don't know what your girlfriend says to you.
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:37 PM   #68
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the g-spot is only a couple inches in anyways
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:43 PM   #69
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the g-spot is only a couple inches in anyways
There ya go think positive!
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