Gym closed! Mind open?

[Akilldema]

LOL, did I hurt your feelings? Trying to go deep huh? Guess you didn't read that thread well. Dude was bigger than me and yeah, I guess he was scared since he pulled out a knife like a little bitch. I can't take someone like you seriously, hiding behind a lame ass fasade and telling silly and bitter little jokes as your only means of communicating. Probably scared shitless in real life, lulz.


Edit: BTW, that's hilarious you chose that portion of what I said and literally displayed what I was referencing. LMAO

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Akilldema

LOL, did I hurt your feelings? Trying to go deep huh? Guess you didn't read that thread well. Dude was bigger than me and yeah, I guess he was scared since he pulled out a knife like a little bitch.

I read just fine...

Originally Posted by Akilldema

This may not be coherent, I'm still on pain meds for a couple of days. Last night I was driving from one side of town to another with a friend. On the way there was someone on one of the roads right next to Wild Wing just sitting there. I waited a minute assuming that they were picking up or dropping off, but nothing happened and I revved my engine. As soon as I did that someone jumped out of the car, came over to my side of the car and punched me with my window down. I was wearing my glasses which he knocked off. My friend immediately jumped out and jumped between us while I was trying to find my glasses. He and my friend exchanged some blows and he kept trying to come after me. The whole time a friend of his is yelling "Get back in your car man, just leave, he's nuts". Finally the guy tries to swing at me, and punches me in the lower back. I continue to look for my glasses and my friend is trying to go nuts on this asshole. Well, my shirt started feeling sticky and uncomfortable and I reach back to adjust it and I find it's soaking wet and now my hand is as well. I look at my hand and it is covered in blood. He stabbed me. From there I finally spot my glasses and move my car. When I move my car, they take off. My friend is yelling for us to "get those fuckers!" and I tell him I'm leaking. I didn't want to go to the hospital at first but about 20 people witnessed the whole thing and called the cops/ambulance. I needed some stitches, I'm not sure how many, I didn't even ask. They caught the guy immediately. The wound in my back is 2 inches wide and 3 inches deep. Somehow it didn't touch anything. It came in and up. I just wanted to share with everyone.

Edit: to clarify, the reason I revved my engine is because the car was blocking my passage. I did it as opposed to honking the horn.

The part where he's bigger than you, seems to be a new development...

Here's what actually happened;

You, confident in your Adonis like manhood, and bolstered by the fact you had a buddy with you, shot your mouth off at the wrong hillbilly, and got your clock cleaned for you. While you sat in the car, playing Mr. Peepers, your buddy got out and did all the heavy lifting. The hillbilly is now super pissed, because you won't even get out of the car to back up your mouth, so he stabs your stupid ass, which only seems fair, since it was two against one at that point.

JC

[Akilldema]

lol, tough talk from an online douche who won't even reveal his identity. We'll talk when you have the balls to release some info on yourself. I'd be willing to bet every cent I own that you would piss your pants if we met.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Akilldema

lol, tough talk from an online douche who won't even reveal his identity. We'll talk when you have the balls to release some info on yourself. I'd be willing to bet every cent I own that you would piss your pants if we met.

Why?

What are you going to do, yell at me from your car, maybe strike a scary pose in your Speedos?

Terrifying.

Truly.

JC

[Kaneman]

Originally Posted by Akilldema

lol, tough talk from an online douche who won't even reveal his identity. We'll talk when you have the balls to release some info on yourself. I'd be willing to bet every cent I own that you would piss your pants if we met.

I'm going to quote this....because in light of recent developments....its fucking hilarious.

[Akilldema]

Hey man, it all sounds real good on here. I doubt you'd say shit to some random BBer reading a mag, in fact I'd be willing to bet a lot of money on it. Really, all you're doing is hating on something that you have nothing to do with. So do some HW junior.

[tallywacker]

Originally Posted by Akilldema

Hey man, it all sounds real good on here. I doubt you'd say shit to some random BBer reading a mag, in fact I'd be willing to bet a lot of money on it. Really, all you're doing is hating on something that you have nothing to do with. So do some HW junior.

It's my right to hate all I want bro.

[Akilldema]

Well I can't argue that.

[Tmall]

Sound like a bunch of Harley riders...

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Tmall

Sound like a bunch of Harley riders...

Originally Posted by Akilldema

Well I can't argue that.

I love this thread.

JC