Why would a chick say something like this to a man?

[smileyman]

Originally Posted by deals gap dragon slayer

I would have proposed my 3 minute test...

I give this test to any prospective bootycall or relationship...

I tell her right off the bat I'm not having sex with her until she passes a test.

Its an oral exam... Literally.

She gives me head. How long it takes her to get me off is the test.

If its less than 3 minutes, I'll give her good sex following
Between 3 and 10 minutes, I'll give her a quickie...
BUT, if she takes longer than 10 minutes to get me off.... she keeps suckin til I finish, at which point I shoot a load on her face, zip up and leave...

She can try again later if she wants...

Having lots of stamina and very good control... Its really up to me when i get offf anyways, so i just time it based on how interested in am in her... i havent found one yet that did it in less than 10

Um hold on a minute chief...All my best oral memories went for alot longer and the more time the better for me.

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by deals gap dragon slayer

Having lots of stamina and very good control... Its really up to me when i get offf anyways, so i just time it based on how interested in am in her... i havent found one yet that did it in less than 10

You need to go to Korea. There was this one hooker back in the days who stuck her finger up your ass and played with your prostate. If you could last more than a couple of minutes with her, you deserve to be in a porn movie.

[deals gap dragon slayer]

the point of the test is more so to see if she's willing to put up or shut up...

the timing is merely a goal fr her to reach.. if she thinks she has to finish me off in a certain time to get what she wants.. she'll put forth the extra effort. i still wait as long as i want to finish... but i get to see how eager she is to please

[deals gap dragon slayer]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

you deserve to be in a porn movie.

Ok no fingers in my ass... but i could hold out...

and i had been offered spots in porn before. Used to do a girl who knew a producer. she recommended me for some film work. when i was 19 i was in a pro quality vid with an old booty call for her to submit and use for her portfolio (that sounds strange i know)... i ran across that one online by accident one day

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by deals gap dragon slayer

Ok no fingers in my ass... but i could hold out...

When a chick starts to play with your prostate, you can't hold out for too long. And if you had ever thought that you have had a massive volcanic eruption before, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Damn, I might need to take a little vacation and fly to Korea and see if that chick is still around.

[Carolina]

wtf

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by Carolina

wtf

It's all good. A man's prostate is like a woman's G-spot.

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

It's all good. A man's prostate is like a woman's G-spot.

no not good ive heard that from dudes before but ill take your word for it. never ever would i allow that i prob would beat the bitch in the top of her head if i felt some shit like that about to happen

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by Carolina

no not good ive heard that from dudes before but ill take your word for it. never ever would i allow that i prob would beat the bitch in the top of her head if i felt some shit like that about to happen

Shiiiitttt, your knees would quiver and you bust a nut so hard, you'd pop a blood vessel. And then you'll be cruisin' the hood looking for street walkers freaky enough to give you the three fingers up the wazoo.

Not that I know anything about the street walkers and three fingers up the wazoo.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Why wouldn't your boyfriend like that comment? Tigger doesn't want to make baby with him.

Thanks Bro'! I was gonna make a similar comment just as soon as I was done pretending to make babies with her.....:benis: