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Old 02-15-2010, 11:40 AM   #1
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so the other day i had a dream where i was fighting in a tournament against this cute girl with a katana. finished the match fairly easily and the prize was a glass of beer with a chicken mcnugget floating in it.
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Old 02-15-2010, 04:34 PM   #2
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Old 02-15-2010, 11:04 PM   #3
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I don't think I've ever seen cat balls before. They're hairy.
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Old 02-16-2010, 12:05 AM   #4
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I don't think I've ever seen cat balls before. They're hairy.
Did you expect them to be smooth? Maybe you expect cats to have freshly shaved balls? If I had a cat I dont think I would shave its balls. Do you have a pussy that you shave? How often do you shave your pussy?
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Old 02-16-2010, 12:47 AM   #5
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I don't think I've ever seen cat balls before. They're hairy.
even after we had max neutered he has furry little sacks swinging around. its funny
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:02 AM   #6
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Back in the great Commonwealth of PA. And back to work after a week off. Suckfest. I get too used to sleeping in and being lazy.
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:04 AM   #7
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Back in the great Commonwealth of PA. And back to work after a week off. Suckfest. I get too used to sleeping in and being lazy.
Youre a state employee thats what you do at work anyway
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:08 AM   #8
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Youre a state employee thats what you do at work anyway
Ok, so back to getting up early and being lazy.
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:11 AM   #9
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Ok, so back to getting up early and being lazy.
that works.
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:33 AM   #10
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Got up early today. Damn, that sucks.
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