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Old 07-21-2009, 03:06 PM   #51
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Try to get her back, when you are having make up sex, jam it in the ass with no lube and then break up with her right in the middle of launch it in her face.
Seriously...that just hurts everybody.


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Old 07-21-2009, 03:06 PM   #52
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I was going to suggest a Dirty Sanchez.
Yeah, anything anal that involves bodily fluids/particles making it on her face in the middle of you dumping her FTMFW!!!!
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 07-21-2009, 03:10 PM   #53
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Seriously...that just hurts everybody.


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Out of all my relationships, the one where the girl dumped me and we got back together and I did something not quite as mean as what I said is the only one I have no regrets about and still laugh to this day when I think about it. Didn't hurt me one bit, she probably still wants me dead though.

I am a mean vindictive son of a bitch though.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 07-21-2009, 03:10 PM   #54
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oh wait...we already have pics of you...


never mind
BUt not nekked ones! Not my style thanks....you'll have to live vicariously through all the strange random shots Tig and Ebbs have floating around...is it really me? The world may never know...bwahahahaha...k, sorry, what were we talking about again?
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Old 07-21-2009, 03:11 PM   #55
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BUt not nekked ones! Not my style thanks....you'll have to live vicariously through all the strange random shots Tig and Ebbs have floating around...is it really me? The world may never know...bwahahahaha...k, sorry, what were we talking about again?
It's you, I took half of the ones ebbs has,
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Old 07-21-2009, 03:12 PM   #56
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BUt not nekked ones! Not my style thanks....you'll have to live vicariously through all the strange random shots Tig and Ebbs have floating around...is it really me? The world may never know...bwahahahaha...k, sorry, what were we talking about again?
wait...wut

Analyzing....
" random shots Tig and Ebbs have floating around"

Analyzing....
" random shots Tig and Ebbs have floating around"


Analyzing....
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Analyzing....
" random shots Tig and Ebbs have floating around"



Analyzing....
" random shots Tig and Ebbs have floating around"



Analyzing....
" random shots Tig and Ebbs have floating around"
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Old 07-21-2009, 03:13 PM   #57
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Start a new forum and take all the members from that one. Ban her if she follows. And post naked pics.

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Old 07-21-2009, 03:15 PM   #58
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It's you, I took half of the ones ebbs has,
You suck, ruinin my fun...
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Old 07-21-2009, 03:16 PM   #59
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You suck, ruinin my fun...
you are so going to kill me....
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you are so going to kill me....

You are SO RIGHT!!!

When are you coming thru GA again...I'll make a note on my calendar to have the basement hole ready...Im sure A would help...
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