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Old 11-04-2009, 08:46 PM   #1
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Do you have any free Redbull?

or my fav from working downtown so much...

Hey man, can I tell you a story? :skiptoend: Can I have a dollar?
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:49 PM   #2
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my new favorite. I'm under the hood of my truck putting the engine back together after changing the timing chain and sprockets, this dude drives up and asks what happened. I shoulda just said I'm making the motor grow 4 more cylinders and a turbo instead of saying what I was actually doing.
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:30 PM   #3
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My favorite is after a weekend when I've been out in the sun (laying out or working) and I get asked on Monday at work... you ride this weekend? As I stand there in jeans, leather jacket, and helmet in hand as it's 90 outside.
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:37 PM   #4
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"Is that a 600?" No its a 800. "They make 800's?" Nope, I collected enough cereal box coupons for them to mail me an engine kit.

Can it wheelie? I'm sure it can but I dont want to fuck up my bike.

Why not get a 1000cc? Cause I didn't know they made 1000cc bikes.

That's a strange sounding inline. Yes, yes it is cause its a double twin inline.

You're a fag. No. I do not ride a loud harley.
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:53 PM   #5
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You're a fag. No. I do not ride a loud harley.
That isn't a question. Must have been your pink tutu that threw him.
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