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04-01-2010, 04:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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04-01-2010, 04:39 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
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04-01-2010, 04:28 PM
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Pug Queen
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
Posts: 2,486
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Hokie, you got sex on the brain?
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04-01-2010, 04:41 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
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04-01-2010, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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04-01-2010, 04:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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04-01-2010, 04:47 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
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04-01-2010, 04:49 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
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Marketing analyst groping for a clue about motorcycles.
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05-04-2010, 05:39 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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1. Your age, location and profession.
2043, everywhere, personal savior. 3. Thoughts about working for a car share although you prefer riding bikes. I don't know, what's it pay? 4. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels. Ducati, black, loud, fast, uncomfortable. 5. Your first bike and how you got it. 1974 Norton 850 Commando, gave a guy some money. 6. Your ideal bike. Ducati, black, loud, faster, uncomfortable. 7. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories? Yes. I'm a snotty elitist asshole, and snotty elitist assholes ride Ducatis. Yes. They're all squids or fags or engineers. 8. What does a bike say about its owner? Simple: Ducati: Asshole Harley: Fag Suzuki: Squid Kawasaki: Squid who likes the color of South American tree frogs. Honda: Boring soulless squid. Yamaha: Squid again. BMW: Nerdy engineering type motherfuckers, who buy their camping gear at REI, and have wives named Gladys. JC
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05-04-2010, 06:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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