Those of you with kids... - Page 6

azoomm · 12-27-2009, 12:18 AM

OK, you people don't get it - our gifts were ready to go, just wrapped.

No, bicycles aren't wrapped. That's ridiculous. Who the hell wraps a bicycle? That's like robbing someone of the ginormous red bow on the new car they get.

Opening the gift is most of the fun.

Trying to remove Barbie from the torture chamber is a horrible thing to subject a child to...

And, no batteries is worse than water-boarding.

Fleck750 · 12-27-2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

Trying to remove Barbie from the torture chamber is a horrible thing to subject a child to...

Gee, Barbie only had houses, cars and cool clothes when I was a kid.

Now she's turned goth and gets her own torture chamber?

I wanna be a kid again.

marko138 · 12-27-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

At least they didn't raise kids that bought Buells

Never claimed I was raised right.

Rangerscott · 12-27-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Believe it, guy. Parents who dont wrap gifts from Santa are horrible parents. Bottom line. They should have their kids taken from them.

Shit. We'd wake up hearing our parents playing with our presents.

Amber Lamps · 12-27-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Shit. We'd wake up hearing our parents playing with our presents.

Yea, who the fuck wants to put together a Tyco train set at 5am with an impatient 5 year old waiting to play with it? None of you have even seen the Christmas morning scenario with the train running around the tree, a doll for Suzie sitting in one of the cars and a baseball mitt for Bobby in another?

Flexin · 12-27-2009, 09:04 PM

Santa just needs to drop the gifts off. My kids know that daddy will set it up for them. I enjoy getting the shit out of the box for them. Thats my thing. Santa wrapped up all of the kids gifts this year. It takes me no time to get a toy out and ready to go for my kids. Some of them take longer but most are done quick.

James

Tmall · 12-27-2009, 02:39 PM

I agree with tigger on that. When I was little, Santa brought one gift. It could have been a set, like the 5 voltron lions. Or a Nintendo and games. But, it was never multiple seperate gifts.

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Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	Santa just needs to drop the gifts off. My kids know that daddy will set it up for them. I enjoy getting the shit out of the box for them. Thats my thing. Santa wrapped up all of the kids gifts this year. It takes me no time to get a toy out and ready to go for my kids. Some of them take longer but most are done quick. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

12-27-2009, 02:39 PM	#7
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I agree with tigger on that. When I was little, Santa brought one gift. It could have been a set, like the 5 voltron lions. Or a Nintendo and games. But, it was never multiple seperate gifts.