Maybe I should sell my re-virginity? - Page 5

Particle Man · 01-15-2009, 11:24 PM

This thread has taken a turn for the worst

Sorry to hear about the job kel...

CrazyKell · 01-16-2009, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Angee

Kiegels Kell, kiegels...

Master of the squeeze right here.

Thanks for the well wishes though. I'm working on something else but it's just a set back. Onward and upward!

Sixxxxer · 01-16-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Katherine

Hahahaha... No. I'm not even dating right now.

Sorry, Kel, back to your virginity sale. *fingers crossed for a very, very old sugardaddy.*

Why's he gotta be Old?? Theres young Successful guys out there.

And I think any angle works for me...Tits,ass Either or I'm happy with either one in my face...and have you Seen Kel's Assets???

Ay Caramba...

Oh...Right this is about being unemployed...Sucks to hear, I wish you luck in finding something New. Give em hell!

fnfalman · 01-16-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Master of the squeeze right here.

Then I'll increase my original easy lay offer to $1000 and triple that if live animals are involved.

smileyman · 01-16-2009, 12:09 PM

Keigel master? Golden pussy? I will see FNFAL mans $1000 and raise $1000 if the vagina is truly enchanted genitalia as advertised

I won't even request specialty positions or live animals (PETA would be proud!)

fnfalman · 01-16-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Keigel master? Golden pussy? I will see FNFAL mans $1000 and raise $1000 if the vagina is truly enchanted genitalia as advertised

I won't even request specialty positions or live animals (PETA would be proud!)

I'll match that AND a ride on the back of my scooter to a sushi joint for after sex snack.

I can waive the live chicken requirement, but what about a dead chicken?

smileyman · 01-16-2009, 01:53 PM

Kel, I will make you the after sex snack and force a dead chicken to watch. Want that boneless, breaded, or nuggets? J/K I kid, I kid!

Seriously job hunting now is depressing. I have been looking for about 6 months and cannot find anything close to attractive salary/future career wise...

Dave · 01-16-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Master of the squeeze right here.

Thanks for the well wishes though. I'm working on something else but it's just a set back. Onward and upward!

how you doin

CrazyKell · 01-16-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

I'll match that AND a ride on the back of my scooter to a sushi joint for after sex snack.

The back?

The BACK?

THE BACK?

I don't think so.

You lose.

Quick281 · 01-16-2009, 05:24 PM

I read the title as "resell my virginity" and I was like now thats just wrong, twice.

But nevermind.

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smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Kel, I will make you the after sex snack and force a dead chicken to watch. Want that boneless, breaded, or nuggets? J/K I kid, I kid! Seriously job hunting now is depressing. I have been looking for about 6 months and cannot find anything close to attractive salary/future career wise... __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

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Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	I read the title as "resell my virginity" and I was like now thats just wrong, twice. But nevermind. __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.