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Old 12-17-2008, 01:13 AM   #41
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its just "calling" at you to stick your manstick in her brownhole..... plug it up so no more gas can come back out.

Careful, you might cause dangerous back pressure which would engage the safety valve
Ever heard a belly button fart?
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:06 AM   #42
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:17 AM   #43
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Why? Why does this shit always have to be Brazilian? Ugh.
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:20 AM   #44
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Why? Why does this shit always have to be Brazilian? Ugh.
Because we're a bunch of crazy mofos?

I didn't click on the link since I'm at work.. I'll have to subject myself to it after I get home.
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:27 AM   #45
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Chicks breaking wind is a complete mood killer.
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:32 AM   #46
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hahaha that's fucking gross.
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:07 AM   #47
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after almost 6 years, leon still has never done that to me, and I don't blow ass in front of him either.
I'm completely with you. Maybe it's just something as simple as *class*.
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:16 AM   #48
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I'm completely with you. Maybe it's just something as simple as *class*.
Bingo. You hit the nail on the head there.
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Old 12-17-2008, 01:51 PM   #49
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My wife's farts smell like chocolate cake
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:57 PM   #50
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My wife's farts smell like chocolate cake
Why oh why did you have to put that image back in my brain
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