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Old 02-10-2009, 03:56 AM   #41
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:46 AM   #42
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So true, so very very very true.
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:38 AM   #43
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"CAR RAMROD!"

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?




"My shit always works sometimes"

"I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work."
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:56 AM   #44
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"My shit always works sometimes"

"I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work."
Bad Boys. Excellent quote movie.
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:58 AM   #45
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When I was a kid I read a Christopher Pike series called the last vampire. In it the title charactwer Sita kills a fuckload of people. Seriously, she kills more guys than malaria. Most of them are bad guys and since they're pussies they beg for their lives, giving me one of the greatest quotes ever. When they beg "Please, I don't want to die!" She says lovingly before tearing them apart "Then you should never have been born."

Most badass quote evar.
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:17 AM   #46
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When I was a kid I read a Christopher Pike series called the last vampire. In it the title charactwer Sita kills a fuckload of people. Seriously, she kills more guys than malaria. Most of them are bad guys and since they're pussies they beg for their lives, giving me one of the greatest quotes ever. When they beg "Please, I don't want to die!" She says lovingly before tearing them apart "Then you should never have been born."

Most badass quote evar.
Reminds me of probably the best quote for Unforgiven:

Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
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Old 02-10-2009, 01:07 PM   #47
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In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, there is one movie to rule them all:

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!

Jack Burton: That is not water.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.

Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.

Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

Jack Burton: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me!

Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Big Trouble In Little China...pure win.


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"I'm dead...and I move...."
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Old 02-10-2009, 01:14 PM   #48
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:00 PM   #49
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Some of my favorite Quellist quotes from Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan:

When they ask how I died, tell them: Still angry

If you want to lose a fight, talk about it first.

There are some arenas so corrupt that the only clean acts possible are nihilistic.
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