Texts From Last Night - part deux - Page 5

t-homo · 01-30-2010, 11:58 AM

There is nothing more disappointing than when you sit down for a good shit and only fart then you are stuck sitting down pissing like a girl.

Carolina · 01-31-2010, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

There is nothing more disappointing than when you sit down for a good shit and only fart then you are stuck sitting down pissing like a girl.

lmao thnks

asdgirl · 01-31-2010, 09:31 PM

(601): having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things

t-homo · 01-31-2010, 10:45 PM

(443): hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?

marko138 · 02-01-2010, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock

(443): hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?

Flexin · 02-04-2010, 01:12 AM

(262):

Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.

James

02-04-2010, 01:12 AM	#46
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(262): Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

01-30-2010, 11:58 AM	#41
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	There is nothing more disappointing than when you sit down for a good shit and only fart then you are stuck sitting down pissing like a girl.

01-31-2010, 09:31 PM	#43
asdgirl Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Moto: 70cc Zuma Posts: 308	(601): having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things

01-31-2010, 10:45 PM	#44
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	(443): hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?