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Old 01-30-2011, 10:53 AM   #41
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Olive oil on my waffles? Olive oil on my popcorn? Olive oil in my grits? What the hell is wrong with you?
He's extra virgin.

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Old 01-30-2011, 11:00 AM   #42
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Butter. It's been making food taste awesome forever, why fuck with that? Like that goddamn margarine travesty, everybody said to start using that abominable shit and that it was healthy for me. Well the jokes on you asshole! Apparently that disgusting petroleum-based slime cause cancer or some such. But the guys like me who kept eating creamy, delicious cow extract are just fucking fine! That's why I throw packets of real sugar at all the health food nuts when I get the chance.
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Old 01-30-2011, 03:59 PM   #43
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MMM, hot Olive Oiled pancakes.

Shut the fuck up.

Butter, motherfucker. Deal with it.
Syrup?
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:00 PM   #44
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You put that shit on a baked potato? Yuck...
I usually just eat it without putting anything on it...sour cream is OK, though.
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:03 PM   #45
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Olive oil on my waffles? Olive oil on my popcorn? Olive oil in my grits? What the hell is wrong with you?
Put syrup on the waffles.

Eat the popcorn plain.

Grits are nasty...butter or no butter.

Anything else?
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:22 PM   #46
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MMM, hot Olive Oiled pancakes.

Shut the fuck up.

Butter, motherfucker. Deal with it.
next thing you know he will be bad mouthing bacon and we cant have that
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:26 PM   #47
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Eat the popcorn plain.

Anything else?
Sex: Missionary, with the lights off.

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Old 01-30-2011, 06:59 PM   #48
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Sex: Missionary, with the lights off.

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Nah he's saving himself for marriage.
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be like some of the crazy hassidic jews and have a sheet between you with a hole cut in it
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Old 01-30-2011, 07:50 PM   #50
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Nah, I have a hunch he might be the hole in the wall kinda guy, if you get my drift.
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