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Old 09-29-2010, 03:15 PM   #1
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I try to keep mine fairly short. Though I love them for when I had some guitar picking to do. But being longish annoys me to death.

My toenails can get freakishly long because I forget about them until I bust htem into something.
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:17 PM   #2
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Ask me what the inside of my pants smell like right meow.
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Old 09-29-2010, 03:36 PM   #3
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Old 09-29-2010, 04:16 PM   #4
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A tuna getting a perm?
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Old 10-08-2010, 04:55 PM   #5
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Old 09-29-2010, 04:22 PM   #6
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