Remeber when your mother said never talk to strangers? - Page 5

Dova80 · 04-02-2009, 10:42 PM

Another jem I beat at his own game

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: PENIS

You: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip · 04-02-2009, 10:44 PM

You: QUEEF!
Stranger: Sniff
Stranger: mom?
You: no son, it's daddy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip · 04-02-2009, 10:51 PM

You: i slept with the queen of england
Stranger: fuck me fuck me
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: she gave me a gum job, it was awesome
You: i wanted a rimmer, but she said no because of my dingleberries
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip · 04-02-2009, 10:53 PM

You: testicle shitballs
Stranger: have you been waiting all day to say that to someone?
Stranger: I'm honored
You: nah
You: 5 mns or so
Stranger: still... really, thanks.
You: i just told some dude about trying to get a rimmer from the queen of england
You: but she said no because of my dingleberries
Stranger: refreshing
You: yeah, i need some cleansing wipes
Stranger: well, this has been enlightening
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip · 04-02-2009, 11:02 PM

You: slip the roofie in her drink
Stranger: sounds responsible
You: well it will help you get rid of that virginity problem you been having
Stranger: you know, rape isn't exactly a tool i'd care to have in my arsenal, js
You: don't forget the shovel
You: that's important
Stranger: right.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yamerhaw · 04-02-2009, 11:11 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you sexual prey?
You: i like to shave midgets
Stranger: well
Stranger: who doesn't?
You: i know right
Stranger: i like to eat bees
You: do you know Valentino Rossi
Stranger: never met him but his mother is nice
You: i went to england once, but didnt care for the smell
You: my cat is staring at me
Stranger: i need a new country
Stranger: everyone has something they hate about england
Stranger: feed it
You: i feed and water my cat , clean his litter box, and the S.O.B keeps staring at me
Stranger: maybe you should get a tiger
You: if i had one, i'd ride it to work, and let it tear my boss's face off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jtemple · 04-02-2009, 10:54 PM

Try song lyrics:

You: hi!
Stranger: hy
Stranger: hey
You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Stranger: no
You: Flame up the herb

jtemple · 04-02-2009, 10:57 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
You: Flame up the herb
You: Woof down the beer
Stranger: your fluffy chair?
You: I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go
You: My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage
You: So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll
You: How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill
You: You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure nothing's left to the imagination
Stranger: dead kennedys so boring
Stranger: derivative crap
You: M.T.V. Get off the air
You have disconnected.

jtemple · 04-02-2009, 11:00 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yeah, how are you doing?
Stranger: ok, u?
You: This is Kissel. What time are you gonna come over and fix my sink?
Stranger: not any time soon with THAT attitude!
You: I don't know. I called you guys about 4 hours ago to fix my sink it's all over the water's all over the place.
Stranger: well we sent a guy, i dont know what to tell u
Stranger: ill check up on him by radio if u want...
You: Yeah, that's right! What's taking you guys?
Stranger: just a sec....
You: Ah, Jesus Christ
Stranger: .
You: Are you Freddie?
Stranger: ....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...
You: You're Uncle Freddie!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

azoomm · 04-03-2009, 12:43 AM

I keep waiting to see one of my conversations here

You: what?
Stranger: aids?
You: I didn't do it, I swear.

04-02-2009, 10:42 PM	#1
Dova80 Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: MV Agusta Posts: 320	Another jem I beat at his own game You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: PENIS You: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ I do not avoid women...but I do deny them my essence. We can make assumptions all day, and you know what they say about assuming. It means you're a fucking moron.

04-02-2009, 11:11 PM	#6
Yamerhaw Country Boy Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hicktown in NC Moto: 07 R1 Posts: 797	Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: are you sexual prey? You: i like to shave midgets Stranger: well Stranger: who doesn't? You: i know right Stranger: i like to eat bees You: do you know Valentino Rossi Stranger: never met him but his mother is nice You: i went to england once, but didnt care for the smell You: my cat is staring at me Stranger: i need a new country Stranger: everyone has something they hate about england Stranger: feed it You: i feed and water my cat , clean his litter box, and the S.O.B keeps staring at me Stranger: maybe you should get a tiger You: if i had one, i'd ride it to work, and let it tear my boss's face off Your conversational partner has disconnected. __________________ “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

04-03-2009, 12:43 AM	#10
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	I keep waiting to see one of my conversations here You: what? Stranger: aids? You: I didn't do it, I swear. __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

04-02-2009, 10:54 PM	#7
jtemple Geek Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Papillion, Nebraska Moto: 2011 Husqvarna TE630 Posts: 1,437	Try song lyrics: You: hi! Stranger: hy Stranger: hey You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair Stranger: no You: Flame up the herb

04-02-2009, 10:57 PM	#8
jtemple Geek Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Papillion, Nebraska Moto: 2011 Husqvarna TE630 Posts: 1,437	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair You: Flame up the herb You: Woof down the beer Stranger: your fluffy chair? You: I'm your video DJ I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go You: My job is to help destroy What's left of your imagination By feeding you endless doses Of sugar-coated mindless garbage You: So don't create Be sedate Be a vegetable at home And thwack on that dial If we have our way even you will believe This is the future of rock and roll You: How far will you go How low will you stoop To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill You: You've turned rock and roll rebellion Into Pat Boone sedation Making sure nothing's left to the imagination Stranger: dead kennedys so boring Stranger: derivative crap You: M.T.V. Get off the air You have disconnected.

04-02-2009, 11:00 PM	#9
jtemple Geek Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Papillion, Nebraska Moto: 2011 Husqvarna TE630 Posts: 1,437	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yeah, how are you doing? Stranger: ok, u? You: This is Kissel. What time are you gonna come over and fix my sink? Stranger: not any time soon with THAT attitude! You: I don't know. I called you guys about 4 hours ago to fix my sink it's all over the water's all over the place. Stranger: well we sent a guy, i dont know what to tell u Stranger: ill check up on him by radio if u want... You: Yeah, that's right! What's taking you guys? Stranger: just a sec.... You: Ah, Jesus Christ Stranger: . You: Are you Freddie? Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... You: You're Uncle Freddie! Your conversational partner has disconnected.