car pranks

JARVIS518 · 05-06-2009, 07:25 PM

since april fools day my GM, the company accountant and one other manager have been going back and forth doing car pranks to each other and using me to help them and being that my last day at work is friday before i move back to NY i want to get all three of them.

so far we have done
+post its all over the car
+a life sized cardboard cut out seat belted into the passenger seat
+the head of the cardboard cut out taped to the front of the car
+moved cars to different places of the parking lot
+Vaseline in the door handle
+ tied cans to the bumper of car

i got a few ideas i was thinking
+put a for sale sign on the car with super low price
+fill car with baloons
+saran wrap total car

anyone have any better ideas

oh and because i am moving i dont want to spend a ton of money maybe $15
and obviously i dont want todo any damage to the cars

Smittie61984 · 05-06-2009, 07:30 PM

This mainly works on carbed cars but we've done it with FI cars. Though I wouldn't recommend it. But we'd pur transmission fluid into the gas or on a carb vehicle straight into the carb. It'll smoke like a frieght train. And from what we have gathered and heard there is no damage done. Some mechanics have even claimed it helps. This is all word of mouth and experience though. No scietific stuff to back it up.

I've also heard of people putting a coke bottle full of oil with a pinhole leak and somehow rigging it above the tailpipe. As it drips on the hot exhaust it burns and smokes.

At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations.

JARVIS518 · 05-06-2009, 07:31 PM

the radio one is a good idea

nhgunnut · 05-07-2009, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

This mainly works on carbed cars but we've done it with FI cars. Though I wouldn't recommend it. But we'd pur transmission fluid into the gas or on a carb vehicle straight into the carb. It'll smoke like a frieght train. And from what we have gathered and heard there is no damage done. Some mechanics have even claimed it helps. This is all word of mouth and experience though. No scietific stuff to back it up.

I've also heard of people putting a coke bottle full of oil with a pinhole leak and somehow rigging it above the tailpipe. As it drips on the hot exhaust it burns and smokes.

At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations.

I have done similar using a tallow candle with the added benefit of a cloud of nasty smelling buger smoke fallowing the car

Ninjakel · 05-07-2009, 08:24 AM

saran wrap the entire car. I did that to an old coworker once. Funny shit.

Particle Man · 05-07-2009, 08:28 AM

place suction cup dildos on all his windows.

Leon · 05-07-2009, 08:32 AM

Take a baseball bat and go to town on the car.

azoomm · 05-07-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

place suction cup dildos on all his windows.

I did this to a friend after he started dating a prude. I put it on the passenger door, knowing he wouldn't know it was there until SHE saw it. REALLY funny. But, kind of expensive

canibeyou · 05-13-2009, 03:28 PM

There were 2 couples we knew that were always gettin' each other. After the guy from one couple stayed the night with the other couple and took a shit in their cat's catbox they got him back when they went on a road trip to go skiing.

When he was out and about, they replaced his lic. plate frame with one they had made that said, "I'd rather be taking it in the rear".

He didn't notice it for well over 3 weeks.

Particle Man · 05-13-2009, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canibeyou

There were 2 couples we knew that were always gettin' each other. After the guy from one couple stayed the night with the other couple and took a shit in their cat's catbox they got him back when they went on a road trip to go skiing.

When he was out and about, they replaced his lic. plate frame with one they had made that said, "I'd rather be taking it in the rear".

He didn't notice it for well over 3 weeks.

winner

05-06-2009, 07:25 PM	#1
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	car pranks since april fools day my GM, the company accountant and one other manager have been going back and forth doing car pranks to each other and using me to help them and being that my last day at work is friday before i move back to NY i want to get all three of them. so far we have done +post its all over the car +a life sized cardboard cut out seat belted into the passenger seat +the head of the cardboard cut out taped to the front of the car +moved cars to different places of the parking lot +Vaseline in the door handle + tied cans to the bumper of car i got a few ideas i was thinking +put a for sale sign on the car with super low price +fill car with baloons +saran wrap total car anyone have any better ideas oh and because i am moving i dont want to spend a ton of money maybe $15 and obviously i dont want todo any damage to the cars

05-06-2009, 07:30 PM	#2
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	This mainly works on carbed cars but we've done it with FI cars. Though I wouldn't recommend it. But we'd pur transmission fluid into the gas or on a carb vehicle straight into the carb. It'll smoke like a frieght train. And from what we have gathered and heard there is no damage done. Some mechanics have even claimed it helps. This is all word of mouth and experience though. No scietific stuff to back it up. I've also heard of people putting a coke bottle full of oil with a pinhole leak and somehow rigging it above the tailpipe. As it drips on the hot exhaust it burns and smokes. At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

05-07-2009, 08:24 AM	#5
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	saran wrap the entire car. I did that to an old coworker once. Funny shit. __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

05-07-2009, 08:28 AM	#6
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	place suction cup dildos on all his windows. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

05-07-2009, 08:32 AM	#7
Leon WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 648	Take a baseball bat and go to town on the car. __________________ Loz is a BIG FAT F*CK

05-06-2009, 07:31 PM	#3
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	the radio one is a good idea

05-13-2009, 03:28 PM	#9
canibeyou I'm taller on Facebook Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 327	There were 2 couples we knew that were always gettin' each other. After the guy from one couple stayed the night with the other couple and took a shit in their cat's catbox they got him back when they went on a road trip to go skiing. When he was out and about, they replaced his lic. plate frame with one they had made that said, "I'd rather be taking it in the rear". He didn't notice it for well over 3 weeks. __________________ I went to bed at 8 and got home at 11. "C’est quelque chose de merveilleux que de faire de sa passion, son métie."