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Old 04-16-2009, 02:19 PM   #31
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I have one of "those" wacky friends:
she won't eat in a restaurant that's had a bad health inspection - ruined a romantic night out that her husband completely set up including meal and hotel by seeing a health report about a waitress not washing her hands enouhg. REFUSED to go there. (5 star restaurant, amazing food)
she won't use certainly cleaners because she read they're toxic - including windex.
sanitizes everything to the point of insanity

and that's just the tip of the iceberg. She's pregnant with her first child - won't allow doppler or ultrasound because they're "harmful to the fetus" and doesn't believe in due dates - "the baby will come when it's ready, I'm due in May/June/July sometime." Is having her baby at a hotel essentially - no pain meds in the building and if she requires an emergency c-section, they'll have to transport her to a hospital. Oh ya, she's got a heart defect that can kill her with a sneeze.

I'm just glad I'm not her.
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:20 PM   #32
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I still have the plastic cover on my sofa, but it's just for sex purposes.

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and by *air quotes* SOFA *air quotes* you mean....?
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:34 PM   #33
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I still have the plastic cover on my sofa, but it's just for sex purposes.

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Easy to clean, sure.. but doesn't it get hazardous? You know with all the.. well, you know.

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I'm sure that your sofa appreciates your consideration. Who wants a pregnant sofa anyways? Little frikkin' settees running around everywhere.....


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Calm down... that's a dude you leg humper...
Unless dudes can actually get preggo.. no, Cory is not a dude. You're thinking Corey.
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:35 PM   #34
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Unless dudes can actually get preggo.. no, Cory is not a dude. You're thinking Corey.
Oh... My bad.
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:48 PM   #35
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Oh... My bad.
Ha! This is definitely a girl!
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Old 04-16-2009, 03:50 PM   #36
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I think I'm going to go wash my hands...
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Ha! This is definitely a girl!
Pics on Avy don't prove gender.
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Aww... don't do that! I've already been naughty....
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Aww... don't do that! I've already been naughty....
Yeah I could post a pic of my wife in my avy and you guys would leg hump if you didn't already know me...
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I gotta admit, i thought it was Corey and that was his wife...sorry Cory!
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