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Old 11-30-2008, 11:22 PM   #31
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"why are u laughing?"

cuz its fucking funny
and even more so cuz that crazy bitch is pissed
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:30 AM   #32
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I had to explain what a donkey punch was to a friend of mine.

In between my laughter of course.

She never looked at me the same again
That reminds me of a time that I had to explain to a girl Im friends with what a queef was. Still not sure how I got voted to do that, probably has something to do with the willingness to say just about anything with very little shame...
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:29 AM   #33
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That reminds me of a time that I had to explain to a girl Im friends with what a queef was. Still not sure how I got voted to do that, probably has something to do with the willingness to say just about anything with very little shame...

I had an ex-girlfriend who could do it at will and on command.

Like a vaginal whoopie cushion she was. Don't know why my mom didn't like her.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:38 AM   #34
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i had an ex who could do that too it was sick yet hilarious. she made high school fun
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Old 12-01-2008, 04:08 AM   #35
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