Anybody ever try the Naked Man? - Page 4

FT BSTRD · 11-25-2008, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Krabill

It sure has been nice. Had a great ride Sunday. Just commuting during the week, though. I did meet a riding buddy for lunch today. He just couldn't take it and skipped out of work for the rest of the afternoon today to go for a ride. I wouldn't mind so much, but he keeps calling and emailing me from his phone to tell me how nice it is.

Email him a picture of your nutsack.

Krabill · 11-25-2008, 05:53 PM

Smittie61984 · 11-27-2008, 10:11 PM

I did it at a Middle School once. No luck at all unless you are into tasing.

NONE_too_SOFT · 11-27-2008, 10:15 PM

thats rediculous. never even considered trying that one...

add that to my list of resolutions for 2009.

PhiSig1071 · 11-27-2008, 10:23 PM

I've never tried it on a one-nighter or a set-up. I've done it to g/f's before, and had it done to me once or twice (with spectacular results!

). I think I could pull it off

On a side note, don't be hating on the furry guys! Shade in the summer, heat in the winter, you know you're jealous!

OneSickPsycho · 11-27-2008, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Heh, it's actually one of my signature moves... sorta.

I've been known to just get naked when I feel as though something's bout to happen... I mean, why fuck around? It's all or nothin' with me... I've only ever done it when sleeping in the same bed... or room... is eminent...

In the dozen or so times I've done it, only one ended in a catastrophic failure and that wasn't even that bad... Just some screaming and things being thrown... bitches with their mixed signals...

It's failed to get me laid a few times, but that was the only time that no sexual contact was in the cards.

Sorta makes me wish I had body hair...

Shit... just remembered another catastrophic failure... The time I got naked while the chick was downstairs in the bathroom... Not sure exactly how it happened, but I fell over my tablesaw and down the stairs... That was ugly and I most certainly didn't get laid...

Smittie61984 · 11-28-2008, 09:10 AM

I just remembered an event similar to naked man. This girl I knew who was kind of my best friend and we benefited from each other now and then but sometimes more than others. Basically it was some fucked up shit. Anyways I had known her for about 2 years and one night we had a drunken night of passionless pasion. She and I decided we wanted a pizza but it was 5am or so we had to put a frozen pizza in the oven. I go upstairs naked and put the pizza in not thinking that other people where home.

A few minutes later her mom walks into the kitchen. I said "Just making a pizza". She just shook her head and walked away. So no I didn't get lucky with that trick.

VatorMan · 11-28-2008, 09:30 AM

Some of these stories have me rolling.

JoJoYZF · 11-28-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

I just remembered an event similar to naked man. This girl I knew who was kind of my best friend and we benefited from each other now and then but sometimes more than others. Basically it was some fucked up shit. Anyways I had known her for about 2 years and one night we had a drunken night of passionless pasion. She and I decided we wanted a pizza but it was 5am or so we had to put a frozen pizza in the oven. I go upstairs naked and put the pizza in not thinking that other people where home.

A few minutes later her mom walks into the kitchen. I said "Just making a pizza". She just shook her head and walked away. So no I didn't get lucky with that trick.

Should have nailed the mom while your pizza was cooking.

PhiSig1071 · 11-28-2008, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JoJoYZF

Should have nailed the mom while your pizza was cooking.

Sportsmans Double FTW!

11-27-2008, 10:11 PM	#33
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I did it at a Middle School once. No luck at all unless you are into tasing. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

11-27-2008, 10:23 PM	#35
PhiSig1071 Let go of my ears. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: '03 GSX-R600, '04 625SMC Posts: 1,394	I've never tried it on a one-nighter or a set-up. I've done it to g/f's before, and had it done to me once or twice (with spectacular results! ). I think I could pull it off On a side note, don't be hating on the furry guys! Shade in the summer, heat in the winter, you know you're jealous! __________________ Entia non sunt multiplicanda necessitatem

11-28-2008, 09:10 AM	#37
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I just remembered an event similar to naked man. This girl I knew who was kind of my best friend and we benefited from each other now and then but sometimes more than others. Basically it was some fucked up shit. Anyways I had known her for about 2 years and one night we had a drunken night of passionless pasion. She and I decided we wanted a pizza but it was 5am or so we had to put a frozen pizza in the oven. I go upstairs naked and put the pizza in not thinking that other people where home. A few minutes later her mom walks into the kitchen. I said "Just making a pizza". She just shook her head and walked away. So no I didn't get lucky with that trick. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

11-25-2008, 05:53 PM	#32
Krabill WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tulsa, OK Moto: 08 WR250R, 12 XTZ1200 Posts: 558

11-27-2008, 10:15 PM	#34
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	thats rediculous. never even considered trying that one... add that to my list of resolutions for 2009.

11-28-2008, 09:30 AM	#38
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	Some of these stories have me rolling.