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Old 03-31-2011, 11:42 AM   #31
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Well, when everyone goes on at length about how hot fucking a GUY is playing the guitar in a dress, and then it's brought to their attention, you tend to get a lot of "hey, how about those Mets" kinda shifts in subject matter....while everyone hopes we just don't harp too fucking bad on just how fucking gay they all are.
You see penis cause you want to see penis and the mets fucking suck.
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:44 PM   #32
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Fuck you, don't talk to me about dick; you think male Japanese guitarists dressed up in fucking schoolgirl outfits is hot.



Edit: No, I stand corrected: "Crazy Hot".
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:47 PM   #33
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Fuck you, don't talk to me about dick; you think male Japanese guitarists dressed up in fucking schoolgirl outfits is hot.



Edit: No, I stand corrected: "Crazy Hot".
Chick or no there's at least 2 out of 3 holes, and that ain't bad
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:25 PM   #34
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WTF is up with the face mask in the last vid?
They wear them when they have any cold or flu symptoms to lessen the chance they'll spread it. I saw it in China, Taiwan, and Japan.
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They wear them when they have any cold or flu symptoms to lessen the chance they'll spread it. I saw it in China, Taiwan, and Japan.
...And, they wear them when they're actually MEN.
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Old 03-31-2011, 03:25 PM   #36
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I'm thinking if ya'll think that chick has man hands, I'll be wearing gloves around any of ya'll from now on.
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Old 03-31-2011, 03:48 PM   #38
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...And, they wear them when they're actually MEN.
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen someone so hellbent wishing for a girl to be a guy so he can laugh at others.

Bad trip to Thailand in your past?
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Old 03-31-2011, 03:54 PM   #39
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Wow, I don't think I've ever seen someone so hellbent wishing for a girl to be a guy so he can laugh at others.

Bad trip to Thailand in your past?
Nah, this shit's just rather old news to us grizzled old bass player types.

See, the first instance of this bizarre Japanese fetish shit happened years ago, with a bassist that came to be known as "Tissue Hime".

He too did shit like wear lace gloves to hide his hands, and hide behind the ubiquitous dust mask so many Asians wear.

I took one look at the motherfucker's hands, and cracked the fuck up, with all the nitwits here yelling about how hot "she" was.

Good times.

You're all fucking homos...lol.
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