Starbucks for Valentines Day, anyone?

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

Damn bro, you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy....and you're definitely not supposed to do it twice. Sorry man...

She's not crazy. Just hurt. Its a bad analogy but she's like a rescue dog who was beaten by her previous owner. It doesn't make her a bad person. She needs someone in her life who gives a damn about her. That's me but I have to convince her of it

[pauldun170]

My instinct...my inner karma-being o ma thang. My ish...or kie or whatever the yoga nerds call it are pushing me to ask the question my heart, my soul feel needs to be ask..
"Got any naked pics Vic you wanna share?'
but I cant

Here's hoping you are able to work things out with Liz.
There are a lot of great women out there and its always a treat when you find one.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

My instinct...my inner karma-being o ma thang. My ish...or kie or whatever the yoga nerds call it are pushing me to ask the question my heart, my soul feel needs to be ask..
"Got any naked pics Vic you wanna share?'
but I cant

Here's hoping you are able to work things out with Liz.
There are a lot of great women out there and its always a treat when you find one.

Im only an asshole on the internet and in uniform. No media continues to exist and I wouldnt share without consent anyway. Sorry

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Dave

Im only an asshole on the internet and in uniform. No media continues to exist and I wouldnt share without consent anyway. Sorry

I never assumed that you would.
Tis why I never officially asked

[Dave]

Its not the best picture and some might have seen it already in the other thread but this is Liz.

[pauldun170]

When everything sorts itself out, whether you end up with Liz or the two of you part ways..
You need to have someone, someone you trust to donkey punch bear kick you straight in the balls for not karate chopping a clean break from old girlfriend once new girlfriend proves to be more than a seasonal accessory.

Either way...lesson learned. Mistakes make you stronger. You are granted a man card waiver for a short time so just know you can cry like a little bitch and quote poetry and shit like that. We will support you during the waiver period.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

When everything sorts itself out, whether you end up with Liz or the two of you part ways..
You need to have someone, someone you trust to donkey punch bear kick you straight in the balls for not karate chopping a clean break from old girlfriend once new girlfriend proves to be more than a seasonal accessory.

Either way...lesson learned. Mistakes make you stronger. You are granted a man card waiver for a short time so just know you can cry like a little bitch and quote poetry and shit like that. We will support you during the waiver period.

I felt my window of opportunity to the literal girl of my dreams was impossibly narrow. Its my fault for not having the heart to conclude things when she was finally out.

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Dave

Im only an asshole on the internet and in uniform. No media continues to exist and I wouldnt share without consent anyway. Sorry

As a woman, I'll tell you. Take what you just wrote, print it up and send it to her. At the bottom, tell her that when she's ready, you'll be there. Leave it up to her to find you.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Dave

I felt my window of opportunity to the literal girl of my dreams was impossibly narrow. Its my fault for not having the heart to conclude things when she was finally out.

Twas but an error and nothing to be ashamed of.
You can tell Liz its "My fault and I was too stupid to realize that this bothered you as much as it did and too naive to know that you have to hit the ex-girlfriend in the nose and firmly tell her to take her shit outside" but that's just between you and Liz (or future ladyfriend)
However
Its is an error punishable by donkey punch bear kick.

derf is in your neck of the woods right?
derf has to donkey punch bear kick you in the balls.
due 3/31/12

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by azoomm

As a woman, I'll tell you. Take what you just wrote, print it up and send it to her. At the bottom, tell her that when she's ready, you'll be there. Leave it up to her to find you.

You're recommending a more passive approach?
Wouldn't a Lloyd Dobler be applicable in this circumstance?