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Old 11-04-2009, 02:38 PM   #1
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I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"
Wow. The myriad of responses you could have to that...
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:29 PM   #2
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Wow. The myriad of responses you could have to that...
I should've said "a fun Friday night "
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:40 PM   #3
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I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"
you should have smiled and said, "Guess" with a wink
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:42 PM   #4
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I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"
Maybe she was playing dumb, fishing for a opportunity to show you how to really "use" those things.



Sorry, I'm letting my fantasies overrun my mind.
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:29 PM   #5
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I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"
you should have said... you mean WHO... that is Bill... and wink
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:48 PM   #6
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"How tall are you?"

"Do you play basketball?"

"Are you famous?" Because how many famous people do you have ask about being famous. . .
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:53 PM   #7
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"How tall are you?"

"Do you play basketball?"

"Are you famous?" Because how many famous people do you have ask about being famous. . .
How tall are you?
































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Old 11-04-2009, 04:07 PM   #8
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How tall are you?




6'8" and people ask me constantly
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:12 PM   #9
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6'8" and people ask me constantly
I was messing with you.

My husband's old roommate was that height and lanky and he got asked the same questions all the time, so I know how much you must hate it.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:10 PM   #10
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6'8" and people ask me constantly
Holy crap you are tall! Do you have an extra Y chromosome?

You are a foot and a half taller than me.
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