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Old 12-18-2008, 06:50 PM   #31
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Next step is something like KOS-MOS (if you don't know.. yeah, you're not a nerd like me ) with a damn machine gun.
not just a giant machine gun, giant machine guns outta nowhere! damn pocket universes. gotta wonder what other kinds of stuff she keeps in there

that reminds me i really need to finish 2 lol
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:22 PM   #32
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I can make any woman a sex robot using only Roofies and Duct Tape...FTW!
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:23 PM   #33
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:34 PM   #34
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She is a god damn cripple... I think she caught polio
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:20 AM   #35
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not just a giant machine gun, giant machine guns outta nowhere! damn pocket universes. gotta wonder what other kinds of stuff she keeps in there

that reminds me i really need to finish 2 lol
2 isn't that great... but 3 is fookin' bad ass.
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Old 12-19-2008, 10:15 AM   #36
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2 isn't that great... but 3 is fookin' bad ass.
i'll keep that in mind next time im trolling the discount racks i wanna finish phantasy star universe first though
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Old 12-19-2008, 10:19 AM   #37
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i'll keep that in mind next time im trolling the discount racks i wanna finish phantasy star universe first though
Episode 3 definitely has a lot of gratuitous stuff with KOS-MOS and T-elos.. I mean, a fucking phase cannon on a female android's chest? Yeah....

I am disappointed that 3 is the last one.. they were going to have 6 episodes total, but they opted to go ahead and end it at 3.
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Old 12-19-2008, 10:33 AM   #38
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it says dont touch its breast...its a robot, do it anyway lol

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Old 12-19-2008, 11:02 AM   #39
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Oh come on that bitch can't cook
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:03 AM   #40
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agreed, she needs an easy bake oven attachment
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