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Old 12-30-2008, 03:03 PM   #31
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Fyi, my grandma had 15 kids

no after this one, snip snip
Both of my parents come from LARGE families - 23 on my mother's side and 14 on my father's. That is not counting the ones that died before the age of two.

I have 146 first cousins...

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Old 12-30-2008, 03:07 PM   #32
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congrats Ed... you have a loving wife to reproduce with you.
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:07 PM   #33
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Both of my parents come from LARGE families - 23 on my mother's side and 14 on my father's. That is not counting the ones that died before the age of two.

I have 146 first cousins...

Damn you guys would need to rent a small town to have a family bbq.

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Old 12-30-2008, 03:10 PM   #34
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Both of my parents come from LARGE families - 23 on my mother's side and 14 on my father's. That is not counting the ones that died before the age of two.

I have 146 first cousins...






HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Did they not have a TV? Or books?????
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:24 PM   #35
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no after this one, snip snip
fuck - ANOTHER visual I didn't need.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:29 PM   #36
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Both of my parents come from LARGE families - 23 on my mother's side and 14 on my father's. That is not counting the ones that died before the age of two.

I have 146 first cousins...

I've GOTTA ask...do you know even a fourth of them? Holy shit, that's a lot...I thought Rob's family was big! The Duggers got NOTHING on your mom's family...geez!

Congrats and best of luck guys!!
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:34 PM   #37
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Hey best wishs and good luck to you two both.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:34 PM   #38
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Holy shit!! I cant even begin to imagine!!! If I ever get around to it, ONE, and it better be a boy or I will require a refund!
you know your gonna end up with twins... girls at that


congrats Racer... good luck hope everything goes smooth
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:46 PM   #39
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Congrats you guys. That is fantastic news!!!

Fingers crossed for an issue free pregnancy!

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Old 12-31-2008, 07:28 AM   #40
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Congratulations bud. Hey, if you don't want to get the snip, maybe instead you could look at getting cable, or a fucking library card, or anything else to keep you off that poor girl for ten minutes you fucking perv!
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