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Stab it 0 0%
Shotgun 9 20.45%
.45 6 13.64%
Fire 4 9.09%
Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem) 9 20.45%
Issue a fatwa 3 6.82%
Hammer Time! 1 2.27%
Death by Ducati 9 20.45%
Clemency (Highly unlikely) 1 2.27%
Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option) 2 4.55%
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:27 PM   #31
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Shoot it with a .22 in each corner, draw and quarter it using said holes, fill it with magnesium and glue it back together, then ignite it while diving the balsa R/C plane it's on into a pool of gasoline.

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Old 06-11-2010, 10:58 PM   #32
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Anything going "boom" is always a good show.
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:09 PM   #33
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I voted .45.

But I keep hearing..

"Will it blend?"
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Old 06-13-2010, 10:16 AM   #34
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YESSSSS! Super blender FTMFW!!!!
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Old 06-13-2010, 10:24 AM   #35
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YESSSSS! Super blender FTMFW!!!!
bwahahaha

Bring out the Tool Time 5HP gas powered blender!
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Old 06-13-2010, 04:15 PM   #36
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Hell no. Tie that fucker to the back of your bike or car and drag it to death. A slow death lets you savor the moment. I did this once with an old refrigerator. Funny as hell watching it bounce and flip all over the road.
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Old 06-13-2010, 04:17 PM   #37
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i want fire, explosions and gun shots, make it happen!
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Old 06-13-2010, 07:27 PM   #38
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Hmmm.

BTW, where the fuck have you been?

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lol - post up some video when you finally do it.

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Old 06-14-2010, 11:26 AM   #39
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has to be shotgun. the ensuing shrapnel clouud will provide good video fodder.
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Old 06-14-2010, 12:13 PM   #40
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Affix USB cable to weed-wacker hub.

Use flailing charging base to take out rodent.

Be sure to wear sturdy boots, and eye protection.
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