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Old 01-28-2010, 04:58 PM   #31
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You guys are too easily amused. Go watch some 3 stooges reruns.
Just watched some the other day and laughed my ass off. What's your point?

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I'm sure there is. Early on I'm sure most were early on.

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Old 01-28-2010, 06:29 PM   #32
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LOL. Fucker. I was typing at the hospital and lost my train of thought. LOL.

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You guys are too easily amused. Go watch some 3 stooges reruns.
Yup and every time a comedian says, "true story", its true.
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Yup and every time a comedian says, "true story", its true.
Like I said, I know a lot of these aren't true, and don't give a rat's ass. Same as I am with comedians. If the shit is funny, it's funny, whether it's true or not.
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Like I said, I know a lot of these aren't true, and don't give a rat's ass. Same as I am with comedians. If the shit is funny, it's funny, whether it's true or not.
Do you see you're name in the quote before this quote?
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No, what's your point? I'm bored.
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No, what's your point? I'm bored.
Me three. Deciding on if I should push or not. I'm afraid the aftermath will be a shart.
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Old 01-30-2010, 12:13 AM   #40
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Me three. Deciding on if I should push or not. I'm afraid the aftermath will be a shart.
I almost sharted today. Thank god I wasn't sure if I had to shit or not so I sat on the can to let it loose.
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