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Old 06-28-2009, 06:39 PM   #31
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i'd much prefer a woman who rides to one who rides bitch.

But i didnt grow up in the 50's either

Yea we put about 60 miles on today and I'll be glad to get her off the back for sure!
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Old 06-28-2009, 07:52 PM   #32
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Funny story.

There I am, at Miller for WSBK. It's Friday, most of the people hanging out are locals... Utah locals. I'm there to unveil the new BMW S1000RR - talking with people, telling them about the specs, working with Motorrad. A man and woman walk up and he is drooling on the bike. So, I walk up to her and ask her what she rides.

She recoils like I slapped her face. HE steps up. He says, "No woman of mine will ride a motorcycle!!" My first thought was DON'T CHANGE YOUR FACE - but I think the horror had already taken over. Then, he looks at me - looks at the bike, and then back at me, only to say "Wait, they LET you ride?"

My reply "Yup, they let me VOTE too." And, I walked away.

My boss was behind me drinking a Coke - it almost went through his nose The rest of the weekend, he would walk past me telling me to get back into the kitchen.

I find the very concept ridiculous.
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:37 PM   #33
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Some women go to college soley to meet a man, especially in the South, so her attitude isn't surprising even if it is a staged article
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:06 AM   #34
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Some women go to college soley to meet a man, especially in the South, so her attitude isn't surprising even if it is a staged article
True enough! My gf's mother told her she should find a doctor while she's in school! True story, her mother got her boobs done and found her a rich man to marry after her and my gf's Dad parted ways! I guess she said fuck marrying for love and living in a double wide, I'm going for the gold!!!
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:11 AM   #35
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Some women go to college soley to meet a man, especially in the South, so her attitude isn't surprising even if it is a staged article
We used to refer to that as an MRS degree....
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:03 AM   #36
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Her boyfriend looks like a real winner.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:44 AM   #37
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Her boyfriend looks like a real winner.
Hey he treats her like a fucking princess!!!
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:45 AM   #38
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you sure she even finished high school?
Not yet. Based on her writing there's no way thats not a student paper in some shitty high school.
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:05 AM   #39
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Not yet. Based on her writing there's no way thats not a student paper in some shitty high school.

Community College FTMFW!!!! Dude, I've met chicks from around here that go to Pitt Community College.... air-fucking-heads, seriously! Think about it, no SAT, ACT requirement, hell, you don't even have to have a High School diploma. A GED is good enough!
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:30 AM   #40
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Not yet. Based on her writing there's no way thats not a student paper in some shitty high school.
The story behind it is that her HS school newspaper was being shut down because of the cost, and so she started to write opinion articles.
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