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Oh my god! #1 is so cuuuuuute! 13 29.55%
Oh my god! #2 is so cuuuuuuuuuuute! 1 2.27%
What he said. 17 38.64%
I think Tater's Ex-wife is a whore and deserves to die a cold death in a cold dumpster with a mouth full of cum and a a$$ full of c**k 13 29.55%
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Old 12-02-2008, 03:16 PM   #31
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Your wife must be fucking HOT and you'd better be getting laid on a VERY regular basis for putting up with FIVE (soon to be SEVEN!!!) cats!
he's got pussy all over the house
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Old 12-02-2008, 03:19 PM   #32
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She's definitely hot.

I don't know about seven cat hot, but still, pretty hot.

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I believe you said something about "beer taps for nipples" in one post - now THAT would be almost 7 cat hot.
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Old 12-02-2008, 03:24 PM   #33
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Where is the Tatars Whore ex wife option?
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My cats were freaked out by the automatic litter box. But I will say clumping litter FTW.
I don't have the auto box unless YOU want to call the wife that and take that risk!

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Damn dude, I have 3 cat's... I feel your pain.
I have 2... and Brinks wants to play with them in his mouth... 24/7
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Old 12-02-2008, 03:25 PM   #34
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People like me, are the reason she doesn't put her pic on the net.

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Old 12-02-2008, 03:27 PM   #35
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Old 12-02-2008, 03:36 PM   #36
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Nice legs.
Thanks!

Her's are pretty good too.

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Old 12-02-2008, 03:36 PM   #37
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Cats are annoying. If you already have one and she thinks you need one more.....well you've married yourself a crazy cat lady. Good luck with that.
Bwahahahaha!!!

I vote dog. Big giant one with a taste for cats! Your cats outnumber your dogs and that's just not fair!!
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