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Single 26 26.53%
Taken (dating, married, fwb, etc.) 64 65.31%
Tater's ex wife is a whore who I occasionally take any way I want. 8 8.16%
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:13 PM   #1
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Happily married for 15 years, my wife is like one of my best friends, she rides bikes, she likes watching football, it's all good.
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:18 PM   #2
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Ah, hell Trip that post will get me sum tonight when she sees it, there's a method to the madness.
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:21 PM   #3
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permanently single, taken only once or twice a week for an hour or two.
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:27 PM   #4
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:33 PM   #5
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Ah, hell Trip that post will get me sum tonight when she sees it, there's a method to the madness.
you're married, we all know this is a lie.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:42 PM   #6
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:04 PM   #7
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I'm so single that I can't even get Tater's whore of an ex-wife to hook up with me. I guess she only likes attached guys.
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:34 PM   #8
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Taken... sorta like the movie... only there is no market for fat white guys in the sex slave industry...
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Old 04-15-2009, 12:00 AM   #9
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Old 04-15-2009, 12:45 AM   #10
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