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Old 09-14-2011, 10:07 PM   #1
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Old 09-14-2011, 10:48 PM   #2
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More of what I'm missing, as posted by a pro photographer friend of mine.

http://torontowide.blogspot.com/2011...-festival.html
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More of what I'm missing, as posted by a pro photographer friend of mine.

http://torontowide.blogspot.com/2011...-festival.html
What the fuck happened to Angelina Jolie? She used to be beautiful. She looks fucking awful. She looks sick and emaciated. Has she given up on eating? Does she secretly have cancer? She's looked terrible for a while now.
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What the fuck happened to Angelina Jolie? She used to be beautiful. She looks fucking awful. She looks sick and emaciated. Has she given up on eating? Does she secretly have cancer? She's looked terrible for a while now.
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I think her issue is the craptastic plastic surgery that made her look better in her 20's doesn't look "right" now that she's older.
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I think her issue is the craptastic plastic surgery that made her look better in her 20's doesn't look "right" now that she's older.
That would be the surgery that she claims she never had?
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As far as I'm concerned she started going downhill, fast, after she starred in Hackers.
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As far as I'm concerned she started going downhill, fast, after she starred in Hackers.
There was a shit awful movie with Tony Shalhoub around 2002 or 2003-ish that she was the star of. She had bleached out blond hair and played a news reporter. She was dressed like half a retard for most of the film, but there's a scene that I remember where she's dressed down in a t-shirt that may or may not have had a punk band on it, some khaki pants, and glasses, and she looked fucking hot. After that movie, I think she decided that food was the enemy.
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She is late 30's now. That doesn't mean she can't be attractive, but it does mean there will be some changes.
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