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Old 08-27-2010, 01:18 PM   #31
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ermkay, so being critical automatically = hipster?
Naww... I would have said commenting on a dudes hair and clothes makes you a fag, not a hipster.
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:24 PM   #32
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Plenty of (or even most ) guys made fun of my hair and clothes back in junior high school..... I guess they must have been gay then.
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:29 PM   #33
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Plenty of (or even most ) guys made fun of my hair and clothes back in junior high school..... I guess they must have been gay then.
Dude...
"Junior high school"?

Did you have a rough time as an adolescent?
Did you just lay out a hint that you need a hug or something?


I don't know if there are any shrinks on this board that could help you out professionally with your childhood trauma. I just know of one English teacher but she a little wacko. However...I think we could organize a TWF group hug.
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:35 PM   #34
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Dude...
"Junior high school"?

Did you have a rough time as an adolescent?
Did you just lay out a hint that you need a hug or something?


I don't know if there are any shrinks on this board that could help you out professionally with your childhood trauma. I just know of one English teacher but she a little wacko. However...I think we could organize a TWF group hug.
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and see a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down you flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help but you're not helping, why?

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Old 08-27-2010, 01:44 PM   #35
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:55 PM   #36
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Naww... I would have said commenting on a dudes hair and clothes makes you a fag, not a hipster.
Wasn't gonna say it....but....
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Old 08-27-2010, 02:07 PM   #37
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You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and see a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down you flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help but you're not helping, why?
Holy crap this is spooky.
I was time wasting on the internets last night and what did I spend 15 minutes on youtube watching?

Some National Geographic program about why some turtles get eaten by tiger sharks and why some don't
That linked to a video about huge f'n octopus and how they have 3 hearts and still run out of steam quickly.
that linked to vomit mashup of gorrillas puking, dogs puking
It all started with zombie ants

The reason why I didn't help the tortoise is because I'm tired of watching them do it doggy style and I wanted to introduce the missionary position.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJzd...layer_embedded
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Old 08-27-2010, 02:12 PM   #38
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Not unlike someone else we know and love hmm?
Do tell.
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Old 08-27-2010, 02:18 PM   #39
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Holy crap this is spooky.
I was time wasting on the internets last night and what did I spend 15 minutes on youtube watching?

Some National Geographic program about why some turtles get eaten by tiger sharks and why some don't
That linked to a video about huge f'n octopus and how they have 3 hearts and still run out of steam quickly.
that linked to vomit mashup of gorrillas puking, dogs puking
It all started with zombie ants

The reason why I didn't help the tortoise is because I'm tired of watching them do it doggy style and I wanted to introduce the missionary position.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJzd...layer_embedded
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Do tell.
What? You weren't paying attention earlier in the week?
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