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Old 02-02-2010, 12:04 PM   #1
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Fuck my life. I am 3 minutes into this stupid cunts lecture (online, through iTunes U) and I already want to murder myself.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:05 PM   #2
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why don't you try putting a pen in your ear to see how far it will go in? You know....to pass the time.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:07 PM   #3
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This bitch, our first intro class, was more worried about getting to her opera practice than telling us about the class or teaching, other than saying we would fail out.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:09 PM   #4
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"In this age of online and video games, we have got to come back to what makes us human. And art is what, certainly, makes us human. And in the art we exist." You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:10 PM   #5
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"In this age of online and video games, we have got to come back to what makes us human. And art is what, certainly, makes us human. And in the art we exist." You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Sounds like some profound shit, just take the W now and get some money back LOL
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:13 PM   #6
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Sounds like some profound shit, just take the W now and get some money back LOL
I'm seriously thinking that. It wouldn't even be a W now.

She just told a guy to get out of her classroom because he said he had no desire to go to an opera.

For the last two minutes she has been interrogating another guy who said he doesn't like opera.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:13 PM   #7
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I'm seriously thinking that. It wouldn't even be a W now.

She just told a guy to get out of her classroom because he said he had no desire to go to an opera.
Kick her in the nuts and gtf outta there. you will thank me later
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:15 PM   #8
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She is seriously using her fingers as puppets right now. They are having a conversation. One has a really deep voice and one has a high voice.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:16 PM   #9
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There are multiple acts. FML.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:18 PM   #10
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4 acts. going through an entire opera. this bitch should die a slow death.
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