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Old 09-21-2011, 02:22 PM   #291
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Wheres my fucking chart?
You cant post a quote like that without a spreadsheet or something..
Would you accept an internet poll?
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Old 09-21-2011, 02:23 PM   #292
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Do you have an accountant?
Who does your taxes?
answer the question. my accountant doesn't handle my investments.
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Old 09-21-2011, 02:24 PM   #293
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Old 09-21-2011, 02:26 PM   #294
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answer the question. my accountant doesn't handle my investments.
Maybe you should talk to your accountant or find a better one.

If you want me to answer your question then I'll need all your financial information.
You going to pay me for doing all the work?
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 09-21-2011, 02:27 PM   #295
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besides 401k, what other long term investments will help lower my(our) tax rate?
Right now?

Stocks.

If you paid $25 a share in May and you sell for $15 a share today, you may be able to write off of some. part or all your loss against income.

Wha-la, instant tax reduction.
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Old 09-21-2011, 02:29 PM   #296
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answer the question. my accountant doesn't handle my investments.
Buy real estate, or pay an accountant to tell you
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Old 09-21-2011, 02:53 PM   #297
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answer the question. my accountant doesn't handle my investments.
Who is your "accountant", H&R Block?
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Old 09-21-2011, 02:58 PM   #298
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Well you get what you pay for, when you hire a cartoon character to do your taxes.
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Old 09-21-2011, 03:06 PM   #300
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Who is your "accountant", H&R Block?
H&R Block: "This is what you did the previous year and here is how your tax bill looks."
Accountant: "So, what are your goals for the coming year? Here are some tips on how to go about meeting your goals".
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