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Old 06-09-2009, 04:17 PM   #21
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I know it's just wrong and borderline FAIL but one of my customers orderd this tank protector...
You tell your customer this;

If he puts his wang anywhere near my mouth, I'll shove one of these thorns right up his pee hole.

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Old 06-09-2009, 04:36 PM   #22
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How do you know? Because the bible told you? .
So it might not be true? But it's in the BIBLE!
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:11 PM   #23
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You tell your customer this;

If he puts his wang anywhere near my mouth, I'll shove one of these thorns right up his pee hole.

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Old 06-09-2009, 05:32 PM   #24
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Somehow I wouldn't expect to be buying religious merchandise from "Lethal Threat Designs"
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Old 06-09-2009, 07:28 PM   #25
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Somehow I wouldn't expect to be buying religious merchandise from "Lethal Threat Designs"
What's more "lethal" or "threatening" than religion?

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Old 06-09-2009, 08:14 PM   #26
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nothing like sweaty nutz stench to bring tears to your eyes. i speak from experience.
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Old 06-09-2009, 09:07 PM   #27
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What's more "lethal" or "threatening" than religion?
opposing religions...
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Old 06-09-2009, 10:29 PM   #28
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I want one... then I can say I tea bagged Jesus
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:09 AM   #29
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i put one on my bike. i like how Mr. Jesus looks up at me with those eyes that just scream "please!".
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