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Oh man am I gonna get in trouble when my boss sees me on this every day for the rest of my career.
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My girlfriend almost texted her dad... "Also, do we have any condoms for tonight" when she was trying to text me. I'm glad she didn't because I really didn't feel like having some fucker fly down from Chicago to beat my ass.
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I give Squids a bad name
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She just sent me a text saying "Make sure you have some condoms. If not I can stop at the store and get some". I sent one back "This is your dad". It'll probably take her a second to get it.
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haha - that must lead to moments of drunken hilarity
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I give Squids a bad name
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I called my boss drunk one night at 3am because he was next to a girls name that I knew.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: KS
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This douche stopped by our work area last week to rip on one of my co-workers...I INTENDED to send an I/M to that co-worker saying "Jesus, that guy is a fucking prick....."
Instead, I sent it to my boss.... He replied "What?! I wasn't even OUT there!!" ![]() Not one of my more shining moments... ![]() |
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