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Old 01-22-2009, 02:38 PM   #21
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Well I'm concerned about the fat content -- I know for a lot of recipes, you can sub applesauce for your oil or eggs and maintain the moisture. Would that work for these brownies? And just what is the heart:applesauce exchange ratio?
That's a toughie. I don't think that the consistency would really be the same. Maybe if you used the heart of someone who did a lot of cardio?

I'm not in for substituting ingredients and I've got a source of hearts full of love for the Lord. They don't happen to be filled with much love for humankind though, so it's pretty much a win-win.
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:45 PM   #22
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I'm not in for substituting ingredients and I've got a source of hearts full of love for the Lord. They don't happen to be filled with much love for humankind though, so it's pretty much a win-win.
OH!! Okay, that sounds perfect then. Since you've got the source, could you stick a few of them on a treadmill for a while, and then just send them my way once they're low-fat?
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:51 PM   #23
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OH!! Okay, that sounds perfect then. Since you've got the source, could you stick a few of them on a treadmill for a while, and then just send them my way once they're low-fat?
Dunno.... I sort of like a richer flavour, but I suppose that I could rig up a hamster wheel and let you know.
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Old 01-22-2009, 03:09 PM   #24
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I guess I'm the only one that took the love of the lord shit as pot?
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I guess I'm the only one that took the love of the lord shit as pot?
Yup, you're the only one. It didn't say "Jah Love."
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Old 01-22-2009, 03:35 PM   #26
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1 - Heart filled with the love of the Lord
Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?
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Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?
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Any tips for getting the heart out of the chest cavity? Do I just crack the sternum with a hammer and pry apart the rib cage with a crow bar, or would I be better off with a dremel tool or something?
I picked up a nice illustrated instructional manual at the Museum of Natural History.
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