Ladies, do something nice for us when you feel intimate

[VatorMan]

Damn dude. You must make them comfortable like an old pair of pants for them to rip ass on you.

[ducati_atx]

dutch oven?

[speedylocksmith]

Originally Posted by ducati_atx

dutch oven?

you don't know what that is? urbandictionary.com is your friend

[Flexin]

Originally Posted by ducati_atx

dutch oven?

After a night out with your lady at Taco Bell, you head to bed. As you look lovingly into her eyes, you rid your body of the gases that are building up in you from you wonderful Taco Bell meal. While you do this you take the covers and pull them over her head.

James

[shmike]

Originally Posted by Flexin

Are these woman with the "fancy pussies" you talked about picking up with your favorite music?

James

Always check first.

Hogan knows best.

[Sixxxxer]

That makes my dick soft.

[Hondahugger]

I have never, and may I repeat NEVER blown ass flowers at someone (willingly). That's just wrong!

[xx CURVE xx]

if she's hot enough i'll suck the fart straight out of her ass and inhale that bitch

[ducati_atx]

Originally Posted by speedylocksmith

you don't know what that is? urbandictionary.com is your friend

I didnt read the whole thread.... I was suggesting that he give her a dutch oven.

Frankly, nothing quite as toast warm like getting the bed ready with a little oven action.

[HRCNICK11]

Wait till your married for a few years and she decides to go on a high fiber diet. The thinks you want to hear all about her bathroom vists. Its just wrong, wrong I tell you.