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Old 11-26-2008, 12:23 AM   #21
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Yeh, take the vacation early
not an option
will b moving all my shit from florida to NY in that time period


oh and im busted the girl found the thread shes about to give us her side of the story
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:24 AM   #22
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This should be entertaining.
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:25 AM   #23
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her sis is 26 but her family is a bunch of crazy italian jews from jersey
the groom is a woodsey guy dont know much about the fam

cant drink it makes me sick to my stomach before i even get a buzz

and the third thing im locked in me lease so i kinda cant just jump ship yet lol
Yea sorry dude... it sounds like it might be a bit rough...

Ahhh 26... the bride's older sister was 26..... smmmokin hot! Lets just say I stuck around her, and her friends...

Too bad on the booze thing tho... I can handle my share of alcohol (i weigh 305) but I still have a weak stomache when it comes to taking shots...
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:25 AM   #24
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ya it always is
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:27 AM   #25
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Soooo, here's the girlfriend's side of the story.

Yes, we've been together for 3 years.
It will be a mixed crowd, however, the majority will be younger. My sister is the 2nd oldest of the 8 grandkids in my family so most will be around our age. Phil gets along great with my dad, stepmom and brother who will both be there. He's just being a big baby and thinks he won't have any fun. But he will. So suck it up.

Oh yeah..the wedding is at the end of May not March.

And exactly, he's know way in advance. It was originally scheduled for August but recently got moved up to May due to a venu change (and yes the date was changed and final before he even knew about the vacation...so that's not an excuse either).
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:29 AM   #26
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Soooo, here's the girlfriend's side of the story.

Yes, we've been together for 3 years.
It will be a mixed crowd, however, the majority will be younger. My sister is the 2nd oldest of the 8 grandkids in my family so most will be around our age. Phil gets along great with my dad, stepmom and brother who will both be there. He's just being a big baby and thinks he won't have any fun. But he will. So suck it up.

Oh yeah..the wedding is at the end of May not March.

And exactly, he's know way in advance. It was originally scheduled for August but recently got moved up to May due to a venu change (and yes the date was changed and final before he even knew about the vacation...so that's not an excuse either).

blah blah blah
i'll figure something out
do i have to go to the ceremony? or can i just go to the reception?
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:30 AM   #27
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HA!

Dude you really gotta cowboy up, pull your dick out of your vagina, put on your big girl panties, stand up that woman and repeat after me!

YES DEAR
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:32 AM   #28
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HA!

Dude you really gotta cowboy up, pull your dick out of your vagina, put on your big girl panties, stand up that woman and repeat after me!

YES DEAR
ha ha ha she hates that
and she just yelled at me that i have to go to both and that shes my new mommy and i have todo what she tells me todo
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:35 AM   #29
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You lost this fight before you even knew that there was a fight. Mrs Jarvis, please bitch slap him so that he may learn a leason.

(dude when she's not looking read this part: you can get out of it by faking apendisitis, only down side is that you need surgery, and it only works once)
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just get on your bike... and ride... come back in a couple weeks and be like... what... I just thought I'd go for a ride...
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