Damn Breakups Suck - Page 3

ericr · 01-05-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

i disagree spilt beer breaks my heart everytime.

That's alcohol abuse dammit!

no spilling of the beer!!

Yeah, being single is way under rated so don't drink to get over a woman, just drink cause you want to

Start saving the extra cash to put toward a bike!

Dave · 01-05-2009, 09:17 PM

listen to three point one four by the bloodhound gang and feel better

Lamnidae · 01-05-2009, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bassplayer

damn right

Young grasshoppah, I speak da truth.

Mr Lefty · 01-05-2009, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amblyopic

Young grasshoppah, I speak da truth.

cept it was Gico that says "save money by switch'n" not Progressive.

askmrjesus · 01-05-2009, 10:29 PM

Women are like buses. There's one coming down the road every fifteen minutes.

Unfortunately for you, sometimes women drive buses.

On the other hand, some of those women bus drivers spend a lot of money on hormone treatments so they can grow goatees, and hang out with chicks named Max, who also have goatees. It's sad really, one day you're walking down the road all happy and shit, and the next day your girlfriend grows a beard and buys a fucking Vespa.

It's a strange world.

JC

Mr Lefty · 01-05-2009, 10:35 PM

Jesus!

Lamnidae · 01-05-2009, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ebbs15

cept it was Gico that says "save money by switch'n" not Progressive.

Dude have you seen the progressive chick?

Those lips dude... those lips.

Particle Man · 01-05-2009, 10:47 PM

And she purses them just so....

DAYUM

Lamnidae · 01-05-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

And she purses them just so....

DAYUM

YES!

So. I'm not the only one then?

Mr Lefty · 01-05-2009, 10:55 PM

no I'm stuck in korea

01-05-2009, 09:17 PM	#22
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	listen to three point one four by the bloodhound gang and feel better __________________ TWF Post whore #6

01-05-2009, 10:29 PM	#25
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Women are like buses. There's one coming down the road every fifteen minutes. Unfortunately for you, sometimes women drive buses. On the other hand, some of those women bus drivers spend a lot of money on hormone treatments so they can grow goatees, and hang out with chicks named Max, who also have goatees. It's sad really, one day you're walking down the road all happy and shit, and the next day your girlfriend grows a beard and buys a fucking Vespa. It's a strange world. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

01-05-2009, 10:47 PM	#28
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	And she purses them just so.... DAYUM __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

01-05-2009, 10:35 PM	#26
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	Jesus!

01-05-2009, 10:55 PM	#30
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	no I'm stuck in korea