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Old 08-20-2012, 11:48 PM   #1
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Can someone interpret that shit for me?

Customer is getting his bagel dug out

Sandwich maker says "wat da fuck" at the sight of poney-tail boy, and then denies that he makes sandwiches

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I'm not sure. all I know is that I'm going to tuck my race card back into my wallet and hope no one in this thread saw it.
Especially after that video.
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Old 08-21-2012, 09:49 AM   #2
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Liberal violence. Conservative violence. Such a narrow world view. Violence is violence. It doesn't have a colour or political affiliation. People who slant the news do.
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Old 08-21-2012, 12:55 PM   #3
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Full version is even funnier......How is this dude actually an employee? I mean I know good help is hard to find in some hoods, but damn.....dude was about to cut someone with his knife "skills"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBsZk...eature=related
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Old 08-21-2012, 06:09 PM   #4
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Full version is even funnier......How is this dude actually an employee? I mean I know good help is hard to find in some hoods, but damn.....dude was about to cut someone with his knife "skills"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBsZk...eature=related
I got a feeling were all paying for him to survive on welfare, cant see that fool having anything resembling a real job.
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Park Hill, isn't that someplace in NYC?
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Old 08-21-2012, 07:44 PM   #6
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Park Hill, isn't that someplace in NYC?
I dont think so, but he would fit right in whare I work, as well as, many other ghetto areas in brooklyn or the bronx.
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I dont think so, but he would fit right in whare I work, as well as, many other ghetto areas in brooklyn or the bronx.
So the people you work with are stoned out of their minds?
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So the people you work with are stoned out of their minds?
Just the ones I have to put back together. We did have one guy come in as a drunk who turned out to have a bleed in his brain
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:57 AM   #9
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So the people you work with are stoned out of their minds?
He works in the medical field. So yes.

Lesson one in keeping yourself healthy. Look at what doctors, nurses, EMTs, CNAs, PAs, Pharmacists, and other healthcare providers do and do the complete opposite of what they do. You'll live to be at least 150 years old. People in the medical field have the worst health habits.

By the way, how does one walk in fully loaded and only manage to get subdued by a guard you shot in the arm? Do gay people have their own "gangsta stance" that gives them the accuracy of a civil war cannon at a mile?
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He works in the medical field. So yes.

Lesson one in keeping yourself healthy. Look at what doctors, nurses, EMTs, CNAs, PAs, Pharmacists, and other healthcare providers do and do the complete opposite of what they do. You'll live to be at least 150 years old. People in the medical field have the worst health habits.

By the way, how does one walk in fully loaded and only manage to get subdued by a guard you shot in the arm? Do gay people have their own "gangsta stance" that gives them the accuracy of a civil war cannon at a mile?
Likely has something to do with him slapping his target and saying, "Bitch!" before bringing out the gun.
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