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Old 12-11-2008, 04:48 PM   #21
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I must say, if I had your toys and house.. I'd be peeling vaginas off of my face every time I walked down the street.


And yes, I would walk. It's hard to get hit in the face with vaginas if there's a windshield in front of you.
It doesn't work that way, dude. If I were a filthy rich millionaire, maybe. An M6 won't get you laid in LA.
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:55 PM   #22
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It doesn't work that way, dude. If I were a filthy rich millionaire, maybe. An M6 won't get you laid in LA.
See, I'm talking Halifax, NS. A Cobalt SS will get you laid in these parts.

Anyway man, I'm just busting your chops. I was actually stealing a line from a chuck norris quote in the origal post I made.

"Chuck Norries does not go hunting. Hunting implies a chance. Chuck Norris goes killing."
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:16 PM   #23
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It's always a chance. I have yet to know of any regular dude who can come up to a chick and suddenly she's throwing panties at him.
That actually sort of happened in a bar once to me, it just came up in conversation today. The chick wasn't hot and I didn't bang her but she did throw panties at me, and it does count.
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:57 PM   #24
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That actually sort of happened in a bar once to me, it just came up in conversation today. The chick wasn't hot and I didn't bang her but she did throw panties at me, and it does count.
Did they slide down the wall like one of those rubber octopus things from the 80's??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEtvYqMSpBg

Not Andrea Bocelli... but Michael Ball has a pretty darn good voice, too.

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An oldie but goodie. Dalida is my favorite French female singer, coupled with Alan Delon providing narration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e36R-gEX1u0
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Shit, you want old school (ETA: and sung in French, no less)... Maria Callas FTW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKnR9VIK3MA
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Ah yes, Maria Callas singing Carmen.

Here's Maria singing O Mio Babbino Caro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvrHx...eature=related
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:39 PM   #29
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Ah yes, Maria Callas singing Carmen.
I like that piece better than Puccini. But I like her rendition of O Mio Babbino Caro even more...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKU-zuMviBg
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Since that we're on an Italian opera kick, here's my favorite version of Un Bel Di by Renata Tebaldi.

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