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Old 12-16-2010, 04:13 PM   #1
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In her defense that dude was NOT doing her right. She should requested Tommy Lee...
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Old 12-18-2010, 03:29 PM   #2
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In her defense that dude was NOT doing her right. She should requested Tommy Lee...
true nuff, if it was me she'd need a hip transplant

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Old 12-21-2010, 10:12 AM   #3
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"Giving riders a reason to wipe their seats down with a mixture of Hazmat-brand anti-bacterial gel and crushed Valtrex pills, Parasite Hilton proudly flashed her trompe l'oeil cleavage and mounted a bike like it was a 9-inch dick to pose for photographers in Madrid, Spain at the unveiling of her very own MotoGP Team called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton. Gross. Never mind that Wonky's bike looks like it was modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie, who thought giving her a motorcycle team was a good idea?

What does this skank know about motorcycles? Shit, what does she know about racing IN GENERAL? Just because the odometer on her pussy has been reset a dozen times and a pit crew has to come in mid-fuck to grease and rotate her parts doesn't mean she's an expert at racing. Just...no."
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Old 12-21-2010, 10:16 AM   #4
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"Giving riders a reason to wipe their seats down with a mixture of Hazmat-brand anti-bacterial gel and crushed Valtrex pills, Parasite Hilton proudly flashed her trompe l'oeil cleavage and mounted a bike like it was a 9-inch dick to pose for photographers in Madrid, Spain at the unveiling of her very own MotoGP Team called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton. Gross. Never mind that Wonky's bike looks like it was modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie, who thought giving her a motorcycle team was a good idea?

What does this skank know about motorcycles? Shit, what does she know about racing IN GENERAL? Just because the odometer on her pussy has been reset a dozen times and a pit crew has to come in mid-fuck to grease and rotate her parts doesn't mean she's an expert at racing. Just...no."
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:03 AM   #5
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"Giving riders a reason to wipe their seats down with a mixture of Hazmat-brand anti-bacterial gel and crushed Valtrex pills, Parasite Hilton proudly flashed her trompe l'oeil cleavage and mounted a bike like it was a 9-inch dick to pose for photographers in Madrid, Spain at the unveiling of her very own MotoGP Team called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton. Gross. Never mind that Wonky's bike looks like it was modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie, who thought giving her a motorcycle team was a good idea?

What does this skank know about motorcycles? Shit, what does she know about racing IN GENERAL? Just because the odometer on her pussy has been reset a dozen times and a pit crew has to come in mid-fuck to grease and rotate her parts doesn't mean she's an expert at racing. Just...no."
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Old 12-21-2010, 07:52 PM   #6
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What do you mean tried?

She sent me seven texts on bathroom paint ideas.

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Old 12-21-2010, 11:07 AM   #7
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Her ass looks terrible in that pic
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:28 PM   #8
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Old 12-21-2010, 07:40 PM   #9
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Her ass looks terrible in that pic
Yea...I got my gf some leather pants for X-Mas....they just don't have the same "bone me" aura as the the chaps do... *sigh*
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:44 PM   #10
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Yup that bike its just as hideous as I imagined it would ber
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