02-26-2010, 03:11 PM | #21 |
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02-26-2010, 03:22 PM | #22 |
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02-26-2010, 04:50 PM | #23 |
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A treadmill wont get rid of the ugly or stupid. I still reccomend a noose!
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02-26-2010, 05:00 PM | #24 |
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02-26-2010, 05:45 PM | #25 |
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She would crush the chair before getting the noose in place.
She also probably exceeds the tensile strength of any rope/cable. Maybe she can go swimming with Tikikum.
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02-26-2010, 05:47 PM | #26 |
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Nah, he'd just try to mate...
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02-26-2010, 05:48 PM | #27 |
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Im betting she'd make the first move.
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02-26-2010, 05:55 PM | #29 |
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