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Old 06-28-2009, 08:51 AM   #21
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Hahahaha

that's one load her mom should have swallowed
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Old 06-28-2009, 09:19 AM   #22
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That girl needs a good dose of reality.
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Old 06-28-2009, 12:15 PM   #23
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That girl needs a good dose of reality.
She needs a good dose of something and I for one heartily volunteer for that job! Shit, I'd fuck her and 85% of her friends as well, especially that mixed girl! Bj's are guaranteed and as far as anal goes, trust me, those girls have at least tried it and with a couple "Mickey's Big Mouths" down the hatch.... Seriously though, are any of you really surprised by this attitude? In my opinion, it's just a "backlash" from the "Gloria Steinem" way of thinking. Women were told they had to be homemakers, then they were told they had to have careers, now they're swinging back the other way... It's a cycle kind of.... Hahahaha, I don't know but I hope some dude is fucking these bitches two at a time for the price of a 40 oz!!!! Btw did you know that me and Lindsey went to the same journalism school?
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Old 06-28-2009, 12:16 PM   #24
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That girl needs a dinner fork in the forehead.
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:02 PM   #25
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that's one load her mom should have swallowed
They usually don't swallow when they shell out for the turkey baster.
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:02 PM   #26
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Seriously though, are any of you really surprised by this attitude? In my opinion, it's just a "backlash" from the "Gloria Steinem" way of thinking. Women were told they had to be homemakers, then they were told they had to have careers, now they're swinging back the other way... It's a cycle kind of.... Hahahaha,
A balance would be nice, though.

Went to the drag strip Friday night. Got ready to leave, visited the port o potty before we left. Hubby had his turn. A father and son were waiting their turn. Boy looks at me and asks what kind of bike does hubby ride. I told him and he seemed a little knowledgeable about bikes. I stood there with my jacket on, holding my helmet and gloves, waiting for him to ask me what I rode.

He didn't so I said, "You didn't ask what bike I ride". Kid stood there with the deer-in-the-headlights look. The father turned around and waited to hear how the conversation went.

I told him what bike I rode and the kid knew what a Kawi was, but not what my bike was. I told him, since he seemed interested. The father looked a tad apologetic.

I wanted to nip the sexist-pig-in-the-making. I think I did.
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:16 PM   #27
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Girls can ride bikes???

First voting, and now this...

Shouldnt you be having your nails done and getting ready to go out to dinner???

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Old 06-28-2009, 01:19 PM   #28
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Girls can ride bikes???

First voting, and now this...

Shouldnt you be having your nails done and getting ready to go out to dinner???

lol
Nope, going riding this afternoon since the temp is under 95 degrees.
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:46 PM   #29
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Girls can ride bikes???

First voting, and now this...

Shouldnt you be having your nails done and getting ready to go out to dinner???

lol


Funny story.

There I am, at Miller for WSBK. It's Friday, most of the people hanging out are locals... Utah locals. I'm there to unveil the new BMW S1000RR - talking with people, telling them about the specs, working with Motorrad. A man and woman walk up and he is drooling on the bike. So, I walk up to her and ask her what she rides.

She recoils like I slapped her face. HE steps up. He says, "No woman of mine will ride a motorcycle!!" My first thought was DON'T CHANGE YOUR FACE - but I think the horror had already taken over. Then, he looks at me - looks at the bike, and then back at me, only to say "Wait, they LET you ride?"

My reply "Yup, they let me VOTE too." And, I walked away.

My boss was behind me drinking a Coke - it almost went through his nose The rest of the weekend, he would walk past me telling me to get back into the kitchen.

I find the very concept ridiculous.
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Old 06-28-2009, 02:16 PM   #30
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i'd much prefer a woman who rides to one who rides bitch.

But i didnt grow up in the 50's either
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